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   Everybody knows the dice are loaded.
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
   Everybody knows the war is over.
Everybody knows the good guys lost.
   Everybody knows the fight was fixed.
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich.
   That's how it goes.

Everybody knows.


I hope you understand
I just had to go back to the island.

Leon Russell, 1942-2016

A Christmas fantasy for freedom-loving racists
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 12-5-2018 Sparks Tribune / Updated 12-7-2018 / Expansions in blue


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The Dean's List

   The Dean of Reno Bloggers could very well be Andrew Barbano, self-described "fighter of public demons," who started putting his "Barbwire" columns online in 1996 and now runs 10 sites.

RENO NEWS & REVIEW, 11-9-2006

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TOP SECRET— HushHush!

 

I had a dream that white guys finally vanquished the black and brown menace.

Nevada tourism leaders were quick to build a major promotion around the celebration to be held -- drum roll, please -- at White Christmas.

Gov. Ira Hansen's commission on economic development and tourism decided that a little mystery would boost attendance at a victory parade. So the grand marshall's identity was kept under wraps until the great day itself.

Mother Nature cooperated as a gentle white powder covered the streets of Carson City, by far the correct place for such an occasion.

To the surprise of many, Nevada finally boasted that its capital city's namesake had Navajo slaves — pardon me, they were called peons – in his New Mexico household and led scorched earth campaigns against the tribes.

Some Gomorrah South promotional genius came up with the original idea of transporting the grand marshall in a red, white and blue sleigh.

Presidentially pardoned Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio was recruited to whip the rented reindeer, assisted by Storey County Sheriff Gerald Cook Antinoro and his good buddy Assemblymember Jim "I'd vote for slavery" Wheeler of Douglas County, the all-time champion for consistent white population percentage.

A huge delegation of rebel grays attended from Virginia City. They celebrated their victory in morphing the Comstock's venerable Labor Day Parade into a Confederate Army weekend bivouac. (Barbwire 9-2-2017)

Mounted on a huge white charger, Yerington Chief of Police Darren Wagner (Barbwire 4-11-2018) led the Pizen Switch delegation.

He preceded the Lyon County float which featured a huge paper shredder in honor of Wagner's admission of illegally shredding police reports about endemic racism at Yerington High School. (Barbwire 4-11-2018)

For his honorable service ignoring the issue during his short tenure, former Nevada Attorney General Adam Laxalt was given a position issuing Lyon school district parking tickets.

A bunny float festooned with comely ranch hands in fine furs commemorated the passing of their boss, a gentleman and a procurer, Nevada's latter day Joe Conforte, Assemblymember-elect Dennis Hof, R-Pahrump.

A woman named Trixie held up a sign "it's not just a choice, it's a carear." (sic, I think)

Few noticed the fine print: "At least it's better than volunteering for Iraq or Afghanistan."

Crowd anticipation approached palpability as Santa's sleigh approached the reviewing stand. Everyone knew that the surprise grand marshall would pop out of the huge sack of Santa's presents when his name was called.

Parade announcer Cliven Bundy ordered the crowd to silence, backed up by 20 machine gun-toting militia-types, some positioned on casino rooftops looking for stray feds.

"Here's a man who needs no introduction so I'm not going to give him one" croaked the freedom loving, Sagebrush Rebellion anarchist.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the whitest person I know and a good friend, Nevada's one-point-four-billion-dollar baby, the greatest self-promotor since P.T Barnum and Donald Trump, there's a new marshall in town, let's hear it for Elon Musk."

Dressed in the latest Spacex high-tech drag, Musk quickly descended from his horsepowered throne (with lithium-ion battery backup, natch).

The whitest of the white passed out copies of his latest public relations coup, wholesale racism and union suppression at his Fremont, California, Tesla auto assembly plant.

The parade resumed toward its destination, the under-construction south Carson monument to U.S. Sen. Patrick McCarran.

As the Yerington High Marching Band played "Dixie," I woke up feeling cold and empty.

I rarely remember my nightmares, but this one just won't away.

ROGUES GALLERY: Regarding Kit Carson, see Reséndez, Andrés. "The Other Slavery: The Uncovered Story of Indian Enslavement in America" (pp. 299-301). Published 2016 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. Kindle Edition. Nominee, National Book Award for Nonfiction. See Wikipedia for additional Kit Carson references. Carson's conduct, while execrable, was by no means the worst of his time and he reportedly advocated for the vanquished.

Regarding racism at Tesla Fremont, see the Dec. 2, 2018, New York Times and the November 14, 2017, New York Post, among many others. [MUCH MORE TESLACIDE]

Now go do something nice to build a dream on.

REAL-WORLD RIPOFF REVELATIONS. Payday loan forum, UNR Library (er..."knowledge center") Thursday, Dec. 6, 6:00 p.m. Parking is NOT free. Info: Mackenzie Baysinger, (209) 280-5238, <mbaysinger@nevada.unr.edu>

Happy High Holly Days.

Be well. Raise hell. Esté bien. Haga infierno.
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Andrew Barbano is a 50-year Nevadan, executive producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and BallotBoxing.US and SenJoeNeal.org and DoctorLawyerWatch.com/ As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988 and received its ninth Nevada Press Association award and 6th first-place at the 29 Sept. 2018 NPA annual convention in Las Vegas. (That trophy and about six bucks will get you a Latte Mocha Cotsafracas Chingade at just about any Starbux worldwide, guaranteed.)

WEB XTRAS & SMOKING GUNS —>

PINK SLIPS, PURGES AND PRUNING. I need to hear from recently purged Eldorado Hotel-Casino employees. Barbwire spies report perhaps 100 workers getting the ax just in time for the holidays. In this newspaper, at Barbwire.US and in the London Guardian, I have lamented the deepening desperation of renters here in Tesla boomtown.

I'm now getting complaints about medical and dental practices purportedly pruning their patient loads, cutting loose the less-lucrative. That's de facto malpractice but medical professionals are lawsuit-proof under Nevada law — unless you're rich enough to personally pay a few hundred grand in legal fees.

That's why TV lawyers only advertise for arrest or accident cases these days. If you've been cast adrift by patient pruning, call me at (775) 882-TALK or e-mail me.

Sore-oppressed Soul-Sister Cities: Menlo Park and Reno-Sparks-Fernley share similarly sad high-tech stretch marks

"All humanity has left the area": paying for Tesla's Gigafactory
Barbano and Nevada conservatives decry corporate welfare depredations

By Rory Carroll / The Guardian 7-3-2018

Editor's Note: The Guardian publishes 180,000 newspapers daily in London and environs and generates ONE BILLION monthly web page views.
(I should live so long.)

[MUCH MORE TESLACIDE]

"Facebook is taking everything": rising rents drive out Silicon Valley families
Property companies advertising their proximity to Facebook’s campus are giving low-income residents a choice: pay a huge rent increase or move out
By Sam Levin / The Guardian 6-20-2018


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Smoking Guns—>

A pledge of allegiance for our empire's children
Editor
's note:
The above was published before the death of President George HW Bush. His record survives him.
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 11-28-2018 Sparks Tribune

Trumptasic tree ornaments for fun and prophet
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 11-21-2018 Sparks Tribune
Bluish waves, silver bullets, yellow dogs & chickens
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 11-14-2018 Sparks Tribune
If we stop killing, we stop killing ourselves
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 11-7-2018 Sparks Tribune
Personal & political hygiene for fun & prophet
The Nevada connection to murdered Saudi Jamal Khashoggi
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 10-24-2018 Sparks Tribune
BallotBoxing '18: Maximum confusions & contusions
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 10-17-2018 Sparks Tribune
Great Depression 2.0: Sure cure for what ails us
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 10-10-2018 Sparks Tribune
50 shades of rape: Tales of future past
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 10-3-2018 Sparks Tribune

Barbwire 30th Anniversary Trilogy
Now well into a 4th decade of equal opportunity harassment of the rich, famous & powerful
Sunday, August 12, 2018, marked 30 years since the first Barbwire appeared in the Rail City's newspaper of record since 1910. "The Chilling of Hot August Nights" brought the first of nine Nevada Press Association awards. I'll add more memories of the early days of the Barbwire as time, space and the political season allow. (See above right.)

Part 3: Biting the hand that feeds me
GOP '18 upsets: Déjà vu all over again
Laxalt and Heller favored to win in November
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 9-5-2018 Sparks Tribune
Part 2: Biting the moonhowlers
Good reasons to lie to those pesky pollsters
Heller eats sheep balls to get the courage to perpetrate guilt by association
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 8-29-2018 Sparks Tribune
Part 1: Bitten by my buds
Machine Gun Michele and her low-caliber, low-cut friends
The censored Barbwires of the 2015 legislature finally see ink and my fantasy fiancée bares all
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 8-22-2018 Sparks Tribune

30 Years before the masthead: Barbano remembers the Barbwire's greatest hits
By Kayla Anderson / Sparks Tribune 8-22-2018

Barbwire by Barbano moved to Nevada's Daily Sparks Tribune on Aug. 12, 1988, and has originated in them parts ever since.
Whom to blame: How a hall-of-famer's hunch birthed the Barbwire in August of 1987
Tempus fugit.


$75 dead or alive: Still crazy after all these years
A mass murderer becomes famous on TV a century later

How come nobody noticed 'til now?
Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 2-21-2018 Sparks Tribune

Triangle Shirtwaist Factory owners Max Blank and Isaac Harris. Is not Mr. Harris eerily familiar to television junkies?

From the Emmy-winning opening slate of the blockbuster "Cheers" television series. Combined with its "Frasier" spinoff, it lasted 20 years.
The "shirtwaist kings" immigrated from Russia and made a fortune manufacturing "Gibson Girl"-style blouses. (Photo, "The American Experience"/PBS)
The Emmy-winning opening slate of the "Cheers" television series before the "slate" of creators is superimposed. Looks like Mr. Harris' dead ringer (at left) is having a bloody good time.

"Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" Chico Marx disguised as Groucho Marx in "Duck Soup" (1933)
Back to the story of the 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist holocaust

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Andrew Barbano is a 50-year Nevadan, editor of NevadaLabor.com and SenJoeNeal.org; and former chair of the City of Reno's Citizens Cable Compliance Committee. He is the executive producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration and serves as first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us.

Barbwire by Barbano moved to Nevada's Daily Sparks Tribune on Aug. 12, 1988, and has originated in them parts ever since.
Whom to blame: How a hall-of-famer's hunch birthed the Barbwire in August of 1987
Tempus fugit.

Betty J. Barbano
2-7-1941 / 12-27-2005

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