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Breaking Bad 4: Ira and his ammosexuals flip us the finger
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 12-9-2014 Sparks Tribune / Updated 12-11-2014

BREAKING BAD Walter White and some other white guy

Who's,,, ...Who?

Nevada Lawmaker Ira Hansen Is Forced From Leadership Post Over Remarks on Minorities
By KIMBERLEY McGEE and ADAM NAGOURNEY / The New York Times / 11-24-2014
BREAKING BAD 11-23-2014—>Hansen resigns as Nevada State Assembly Speaker

Ira, my man, thank you! I knew you wouldn't disappoint your lessers here at the old home stand that launched you into the professional bigotry biz.

Under pressure from a substantial percentage of the western world, you stepped down as speaker of the 2015 Nevada State Assembly.

Alas, it was only (shield your eyes) titular.

It really sucks.

I'm a bit resentful that Gov. Veto El Obtúsè took credit for getting you to do a cosmetic perp walk from the second most powerful position in state government.

You gave us the finger and not even political proctologists noticed.

I prognosticated that the moonhowlers who elected you might do it again just to spite us pinko-commie-liberal-traitors.

Well, they did.

You still had the votes and appointed bumbling John Hambrick, R-Gomorrah South, as your surrogate.

To stick it up and break it off, you promoted one-term Assemblycritter Michele Fiore as majority leader.

This is one dangerous dingbat.

Commenting about Culinary Union demonstrators, she said picketers deserve "a bullet in the head."

She grabbed her guns and hightailed it to Archie Bunkerville to defend cow county criminal Cliven Bundy and his militia who were itching to kill some feds.

What an exciting woman. Is she married?

Expanding the puppet show, you elevated two newbies who've never served a day.

Sparks Assemblymember Jill "Reaganomics" Dickman is now part of your leadership team along with Las Vegan Victoria DeLaGuerra Seaman, "the first Latina Republican elected to the Nevada Assembly."

A Daily Kos reader described her as "an ammosexual who actually had the gall to 'fundraise for police officers' after the June police shooting, then deposit the money into her own campaign account! Sadly, Democrats lost this seat because their nominee didn't even live in the district."

You may have named yourself "assistant majority leader" but who's kidding who?

Shadow Speaker Ira Hansen remains in control.

You anointed Jim "I'd vote for slavery" Wheeler, R-Minden, as (don't laugh) majority whip, a fitting overlord for your new plantation.

The Capital Police may need to hire Marshall Matt Dillon to force your gang to check their guns at the door.

Ira, you've never disappointed comedy writers in the past and you haven't changed a bit. I look forward to the 2015 session.

Nothing good will come of it in the stingiest state in the nation.

The least you can do is give us a lotta laughs.

I'll help all I can.

UPDATE 12-11-2014: SMOKING GUN —> Hansen reverses Hambrick's firing of Fiore as taxation committee chair. Continuing comedy at Ballot Boxing Breaking Bad.

COMSTOCK COMEDY CONTINUES. Madcap Storey County Sheriff Gerald Cook-Antinoro fired the deputy who tried to unseat him in the November election.

Cook-Antinoro endorsed Slavery Jim for re-election: “As Sheriff, it is my fundamental duty to protect people and their rights. It is good to know there are lawmakers like Assemblyman Wheeler, working to ensure those rights are not infringed upon by the government.”

AMNESIA LANE. On 22 Jan. 2007, the Sparks City Council voted to create a diversity commission and has since done nothing to establish it.

SPEAKING OF TURKEYS: Why do presidents always pardon white gobblers at Thanksgiving?

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)

ONLINE EXTRAS...

I hope you will do all you can to get the Republican Party to repudiate this bigoted legislator. He is a disgrace to Nevada and a disgrace to democracy. The onus here needs to be placed on the Republican Party. Are they going to continue to harbor this man and treat him as a responsible human being or expose him as the scoundrel he really is? Can he continue in this position of responsibility or should he be made to step down? Make them choose! — Julian Bond, NAACP Chairman Emeritus, 11-20-2014

TOMORROW'S NEWS TODAY: FEEL UP YOUR FIRE METER. The Reno Gazette-Journal did big spreads on three consecutive Sundays (Sept. 14, Sept. 21 and Sept. 28) on NV Energy smart meter fires. Welcome aboard. Barbwire readers were two years ahead on the fire meter issue. (Touch a Smart Meter, Go to Jail — 11 October 2012)

[UPDATE: THE NEVADA FIRE MARSHALL'S INVESTIGATION concluded "don't worry, be happy." I'm still worried and will continue fondling NVE's precious equipment.]

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Andrew Barbano is a 46-year Nevadan, chair of the Nevada César Chávez Committee, producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org and DoctorLawyerWatch.com/ As always, his opinions are strictly his own. Check local listings for other Nevada cable systems. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988.

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Smoking Guns... Get ahead of corporate-influenced news—>Subscribe to Barbwire Confidential The ever-expanding Ira Hansen Archive of an anachronism Breaking Bad 3: Ira, the guv and the dragonslayers Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 12-2-2014 Sparks Tribune Breaking Bad Part Deux: Ira blames the Tribune Barbwire by Barbano / Submitted for publication 11-21-2014 / Expanded from the 11-25-2014 Daily Sparks Tribune On 11-24-1874, barbed wire was patented. 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Union men Jim Burrell, Paul McKenzie and Guy Louis Rocha did the movement proud. WOMEN AND UNIONS — ORPHAN MAJORITIES The Barbwire Labor Day column Reno Gazette-Journal / 9-3-2012 ...and more ammo... The hardest and fairest questions yet asked of proponents of the teachers gross profits tax initiative Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 7-10-2014 We Don't Need No Education The continuing Barbwire series Barbwire: Nevada not really a state No, we were not Battle Born in Kenya Top 10 reasons Nevada lives in the 19th Century Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 10-17-2013 Sparks Tribune Low-income penalty: Nevada socks it to the working poor BARBANO: Nevada is one big company town Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 10-10-2013 State of Health National health care comes up against a very sick state. WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 10-10-2013 ...and more ammo yet IMF Head Says Inequality Threatens Democracy. Here Are 7 Charts Proving She’s Right. 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