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Tit for Tat: Body blows from Lydia and Kap
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 12-13-2012 Daily Sparks Tribune
Updated 12-20-2012

COLIN KAEPERNICK, CALL YOUR OFFICE — Groucho Marx sings Lydia the Tattooed Lady in the 1939 Marx Brothers film At the Circus. The song gained renewed popularity in the 1970's and 1980's on the nationally syndicated Dr. Demento radio show.

Blogger David Whitley has been trashed from Sunday night to Sin City for criticizing San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick's tattoos.

"He is the CEO of a high-profile organization and you don't want your CEO to look like he just got paroled," Whitley wrote for AOL/Sporting News.

Funny zinger.

"Perhaps the worst article in the history of sports," groused one humorless hack who called Whitley a hack (it takes one to know one?), then spat "subtle (and then not-so-subtle) racism."

Gollygeewillikers, Batman.

Doug Farrar (aka Hack2, appropriately from Yahoo), added that Kap's tats contain Bible verses, Psalms 18:39 and 27:3.

"They are about asking God to help kick somebody’s butt,” the former University of Nevada-Reno Wolf Pack star's mom, Teresa, told the UNR newspaper Sagebrush.

Lots of people are shooting right now because they know for sure that God wants to help them kick somebody's butt.

I understand Mr. Kaepernick's a devoted Christian, but if you look through the Old Testament, Christian it ain't.

"Do not tattoo yourselves. I am the Lord," advises another passage from the big butt-kicking old book (Leviticus 19:28).

Hack2's principal defense of the fine young man is that he's a fine young man.

No argument.

Colin Kaepernick appears to be a mensch.

He didn't invent the tat fad but will do much to perpetuate it.

Alas, there's the rub.

Millions of sheep follow media stars.

Consenting adults are free to get needled and risk hepatitis, liver damage and, perhaps worst of all, incompetent artwork with mis-spelled names.

A few years ago at the height of singer Britney Spears' teen popularity, I was embarrassed at the sad sight of a 40-something woman, more than 50 pounds overweight, exhibiting her substantial stretch marks for grocery shoppers by overflowing a skimpy Britney-inspired bare-midriff top.

She apparently felt compelled to emulate a style designed for anorexic pre-pubescents.

Count Basie once advised Lena Horne that there were prettier and more talented singers, "but you got picked."

Same with young Colin.

He got picked and many will follow his lead.

And some of it won't be pretty.

GROUCHO, CALL YOUR OFFICE. Oscar winners Harold Arlen and Yip Harburg (Over the Rainbow) wrote Lydia the Tattooed Lady for the 1939 Marx Brothers film At the Circus.

Performed on the The Muppet Show and reportedly Jim Henson's favorite song, the Muppets sang it at his funeral.

I don't wanna know if Miss Piggy got tats.

FROM LAST WEEK'S BARBWIRE —>

HEAVYWEIGHT VOTING. In 2011, I compiled a list of the 11 most powerful Nevadans.

Veteran Las Vegas Review-Journal capital bureau chief Ed Vogel wondered why I failed to include Gomorrah South casino owner Sheldon Adelson.

I could only guess that I'm allergic to thinking about the madcap mogul.

Send me your nominations for the 12 most powerful of 2012.

VOTE FOR THE DONALD. I closed this political season undefeated.

I was honored to win a second term as first vice-president of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and I nominated and facilitated the election of Guy Richardson to the Nevada Press Association Hall of Fame.

Both the late RGJ writer and the abovementioned Mr. Vogel made it on their first tries.

Looking over the NPA rogues gallery, I found another glaring omission: legendary photographic superstar Don Dondero (1920-2003) whose work appeared worldwide, including this newspaper.

So today starts the campaign to install Big Don.

Send me your memories and endorsements.

SUPPORT THE RETURN OF RENO-SPARKS COMMUNITY TV.

If this year's elections didn't convince you, the 2013 legislature certainly will.

Join up.

You may donate at ReSurge.TV or contact me.

This is important.

Thank you.

HIE THEE TO MY MAILING LIST. About half a dozen major news stories have originated in this column either in print or online over the past several weeks.

If you're into non-corporate filtered news, sign up.

Happy High Holly Days.

Be well. Raise hell.

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Andrew Barbano is a 44-year Nevadan, chair of the Nevada César Chávez Committee, producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. Check local listings for other Nevada cable systems. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Daily Sparks Tribune since 1988.

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Andrew Barbano is a 44-year Nevadan, editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org; and former chair of the City of Reno's Citizens Cable Compliance Committee, He is producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration and serves as first vice-president, political action chair and webmaster of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us.

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