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Highlights
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Authentic
fakes, blonde flaks & grumpy old men
Barbwire
by Andrew Barbáno
/ Expanded from the 7-19-2017 Sparks Tribune / Updated 7-20 and 7-26-2017
/ Expansions in blue
Trump
spinstress Kellyanne Conway's alternative facts virus has gone viral.
I just got a solicitation offering (oxymoron alert!) an "Extensive Range
of Authentic Fake Documents."
Huh?
"If you have lost or damaged your precious
degrees or vital documents and lost every hope in life, we at Superior
Fake Degrees can do something for you. We think that youll find
something in our catalog of services that can cater to your lost hope. Our
array of fake diplomas, college degrees and passports are created by our expert
team of printers and designers holding wide experience to ensure that these
certificates are created to the highest level of quality."
Looks can kill. An authentic fake appeared an attractive
alternative to Hillary the Librarian.
Corporate moonhowlers know that gruesome messages
are best delivered by cute blonde babes. Copying Big Tobacco, conservatives
hired Kellyanne, Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter. Last Sunday
morning, the Koch-infested American Enterprise Institute fielded
Danielle Pletka, a frosted blonde with an English accent. (Americans
always think Brit-talkers are intelligent. She's Aussie but sassy.)
Cosmetics decided the 2014 Reno mayoral race. Freshman
Councilmember Hillary Schieve topped a 17-candidate
primary over runnerup Ray Pezonella. Had third-place Idora Silver
bought a TV schedule, things might have been quite different.
Reno voters chose between a bubbly blonde businessperson
and term-limited Mayor Bob Cashell's anointed successor. After Nuke-the-Mapes
Jeff Griffin and Corporate Welfare Cashell, voters rejected a third
straight grumpy old man.
Ms. Silver would have been formidable and may be again
because she touches all bases. Blonde and telegenic but capable of providing
adult supervision, she's acceptable to the downtown establishment. Because
of her longtime business connections, they won't hold her Democratic registration
against her.
Mademoiselle Mayor got 20 lashes with a wet noodle
in last Sunday's Reno Gazette-Journal which devoted well over a full
page to a shell game funneling tax money to the Economic Development Authority
of Western Nevada to plant puff PR in national publications. Reno City
Hall and the Regional Transportation Commission each coughed up
$10,000 of a $110,000 budget to retain the media firm which also runs Mlle.
Mayor's campaigns.
To their credit, Sparks and Washoe County refused.
"It's not one entity's responsibility to do PR
for the entire region," stated blonde flaktitioner Abbi Whitaker.
Yes, it is, that of the Reno-Sparks Convention
and Visitors Authority which also fessed up $10k. RSCVA's room tax subsidy,
originally intended for local fairs and recreation since 1955, has long been
skimmed to subsidize the promotional budgets of the gambling-industrial complex.
The Regional Transportation Commission has been equally
profligate, wasting taxes on foreign contractors and corporate welfare while
grinding its workers and risking another regionwide transit strike. (See
NevadaLabor.com/)
Veteran RGJ reporter Anjeanette Damon is the
best they have but her story was narrowly focused. Six figures of corporate
welfare will generate a few nasty letters to the editor, then fizzle. For
the megabucks big picture, see CabellyUp.com,
a rogues gallery of corporate welfare queens including Cabela's,
Scheels, Tesla, Apple,
Park Lane, the Reno Aceholes and many more authentic fakes.
Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno.
(Pardon my Spanglish.)
______________
Andrew Barbano is a 48-year Nevadan and editor
of NevadaLabor.com. E-mail <barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us>
Barbwire by Barbano has originated
in the Sparks Tribune since 1988.
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/ Special Online Edition 7-13-2017 / Updated 7-14, 7-15, 7-16,
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