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Nevada follytix always brings cartoons to life.

Accordingly, Sparks City Hall will soon allow anyone to audition for The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

I'm bad enough with cars and plumbing, but electricity requires magic that scares me to death, and not without reason.

Two non-union electricians have died in these parts in recent years. One flunked his licensing test but was allowed to work at the Reno Bowling Stadium where he fried in 2008.

He could work legally today.

In 2013, some unknown perp deleted Reno's requirement that plumbers and electricians must be licensed pros. Sparks is doing it less skullduggerously.

By unanimous vote on Nov. 9, the Rail City Council "provided direction to the City Manager to initiate an amendment to Title 15 of the Sparks Municipal Code to remove the requirement for certificate of qualification for any person who labors at the trade of plumbing or electrician in the City of Sparks," the city's website discloses.

City Hall admits "this requirement has not been used or enforced over the last 23 years."

Zounds.

Just because Sparks code enforcers have flouted the law, it should be repealed? What's next, ticketless speeding in school zones for the sake of economic development?

The council order swears "Sparks Building and Safety staff inspect electrical and plumbing work with a focus on quality and conformance to the drawings and specifications approved with each building permit."

It ain't necessarily so. During construction of the Sparks Marina corporate welfare project in 2009, numerous complaints were filed and ignored. By the time the system got around to investigating, the job was often over as unlicensed lightweights escaped to the next state.

"The item will come back to the City Council for first reading at the next Council meeting on November 23, 2015 and the second reading and possible action on December 15, 2015," the Sparks website warns. [CORRECTION: Sparks staff got it wrong. The council will meet on Dec. 14, 2015.)

Should repeal pass, you or I or your boozy brother-in-law can get jobs wiring or plumbing houses. New construction may thus become "stigmatized" property, meaning any realtor must disclose questionable structure safety.

Would you buy such a house?

Largely thanks to plumbing contractor and Assemblyman Ira Hansen, R-Sparks, homeowners can't sue.

The 2015 legislature and Gov. Veto El Obtúsè gutted Nevada's construction defect law, railroading it as "an emergency measure under the constitution." All Republicans and zero Democrats supported Assembly Bill 125.

The law bars award of legal fees, so unless you can pay thousands upfront, you're screwed. Medical malpractice cases have disappeared for similar reasons.

New suckers who move here only to stuff their kids into bursting schools may find themselves in claptrap dwellings.

Nevada's last growth spurt resulted in scores of shabby construction projects. Bad building drives down everyone's property values.

Reno is considering re-imposition of licensing.

Call your mayor and councilcritters and nail them down, (775) 353-2311. Find ward maps and e-mail addresses at http://cityofsparks.us/city-services/mayorcouncil-and-manager/

GREAT SCOTT. Former Nevada Alliance for Retired Americans President Scott Watts is facing heart surgery in Carson-Tahoe Hospital. You may e-mail greetings to me and I'll forward them to his wife.

UPDATE: Mr. Watts came through Oct. 15 bypass surgery and is recovering. All prayers/emanations/vibrations/meditations most welcome and encouraged.

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)

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BARBWIRE WEB EXTRAS... TOMORROW'S NEWS TODAY: FEEL UP YOUR FIRE METER. The Reno Gazette-Journal did big spreads on three consecutive Sundays (Sept. 14, Sept. 21 and Sept. 28) on NV Energy smart meter fires. Welcome aboard. Barbwire readers were two years ahead on the fire meter issue. (Touch a Smart Meter, Go to Jail — 11 October 2012)

FIRE METER UPDATES: THE NEVADA FIRE MARSHALL'S INVESTIGATION concluded "don't worry, be happy." I'm still worried and will continue fondling NVE's precious equipment —> If your smart meter feels very hot, not just from sunshine, call 911.

In its Sunday 21 Dec. 2014 front page headline major story, the Reno Gazette-Journal published results of the NVEnergy-commissioned "don't worry, be happy" echo study. On 1-27-2015, the RGJ published an analysis based on veteran reporter Anjeanette Damon's review of more than 1,000 pages of documents. Barbwire bottom line: NVE handles this like auto manufacturers handle defects —> It's cheaper to pay legal settlements after people are injured or killed than to fix the problem.

Don'tcha worry 'bout a thing! If you can't trust your power company, who can you trust?

DIDN'T THEY MAKE A MOVIE CALLED "THE INCREDIBLES"? On 2-6-2015, the RGJ reported that the Public Utilities Commission has ordered NVE to hire an independent laboratory to review the material. UPDATE: The report said all is well. I still recommend feeling up your fire meter on a regular basis.

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Andrew Barbano is a 47-year Nevadan, chair of the Nevada César Chávez Committee, producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org and DoctorLawyerWatch.com/ As always, his opinions are strictly his own. Check local listings for other Nevada cable systems. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988.

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Get ahead of corporate-influenced news—>Subscribe to Barbwire Confidential Democrats for Trump Turf and training: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 12-1-2015 Sparks Tribune / Updated 12-2-2015 Weekend at Bernie's with Eugene McCarthy's grandchildren Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 11-10-2015 Sparks Tribune / Updated 11-12-2015 Last of the dinosaurs: Grease for corporate gears Reno Gazette-Journal "retires" most experienced journalists Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 11-3-2015 Sparks Tribune The Donald and The Church Lady run among us Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 10-27-2015 Sparks Tribune / Updated with a merry 'toon 10-27-2015 From holy of holies to lair of the moneychangers Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 10-20-2015 Sparks Tribune Parsing the paranoia of powerful penny-pinchers Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 10-13-2015 Sparks Tribune Good news, bad news and Machine Gun Michele Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 10-6-2015 Sparks Tribune/ Updated 10-7 & 10-12-2015 Strange bedfellows and nubile wenches Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 9-29-2015 Sparks Tribune Pondering the bright side of warmongering Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 9-22-2015 Sparks Tribune Cheering for cheating when jockocracy rules Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 9-15-2015 Sparks Tribune We don't need no education, biblical or not Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 9-8-2015 Sparks Tribune Labor Day 2016: Nevada workers' last stand Barbwire Exclusives: Gansert will run to replace Brower in Nevada Senate Complaint filed against welfare-bashing illegal GOP front petition Barbwire by Barbano / Uploaded 8-30-2015/ Expanded from the Tuesday 9-1-2015 Sparks Tribune Hope one of your detractors attends your funeral Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 8-25-2015 Sparks Tribune Don't call a lawyer to sue a doctor Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 8-18-2015 Sparks Tribune DMV lines, voting lines and lines in the sand Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 8-11-2015 Sparks Tribune The light side of prison escape The Lost Column: Composed 6-9-2015 and refused by major corporate media / Uploaded Wednesday 8-5-2015 Alas and alack, otherwise good journalists get conditioned out of any sense of irony or humor on the way to morphing into weak corporate weasels Heroic lions, pampered elephants & sweating RINOS Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 8-4-2015 Sparks Tribune Ironic colonics, shameless strumpetry & repo men Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 7-28-2015 Sparks Tribune Moving the needle and needling the weasels Education funding hike non-existent / Confederate flags fly in Sparks Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 7-21-2015 Sparks Tribune School, life, death, taxes and other high ironies Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 7-14-2015 Sparks Tribune All the news you never knew you needed to know Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 7-7-2015 Sparks Tribune / Updated 7-9-2015 Applying Christian forgiveness to a fault Barbwire by Barbano / From the Tuesday 6-30-2015 Sparks Tribune Life & death tickle the underbelly of the news Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 6-23-2015 Sparks Tribune Al Capone takes stock of Nevada education Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 6-16-2015 Sparks Tribune / Updated 6-17-2015 The 2015 Nevada Legislature's greatest hits Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 6-9-2015 Sparks Tribune Chaos theory: Republicans learn to use their majority — on each other Cover Story by Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 6-4-2015 Several related stories linked thereat Stench of sulfur suffuses Nevada's year of the gun Barbwire by Barbano / Uncensored full-length edition expanded from the censored Tuesday 6-2-2015 Sparks Tribune Updated D-Day, 6-6-2015: How I handled a similar situation Dogs and ponies, DARE traps and tokenism Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-26-2015 Sparks Tribune Corporate welfare unites me with the moonhowlers Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-19-2015 Sparks Tribune Hotplates, hotheads, hot rumors and hot Moose Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-12-2015 Sparks Tribune MayDay! The bright side of riots in the streets Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-5-2015 Sparks Tribune In the Uber-Nevada Legislature, words can kill Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-28-2015 Sparks Tribune Tesla rewrites history to chisel worker paychecks Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-21-2015 Sparks Tribune Radiation Nation: Gomorrah South bakes in the glow of victory Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-14-2015 Sparks Tribune Revenge, redistricting and amnesia in Cartoon City Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-7-2015 Sparks Tribune Harry Reid, Eddy Arnold, César Chávez and Gaga Madonna Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 3-31-2015 Sparks Tribune High noon for the high desert outback of the American Dream Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas. 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It became necessary to destroy the community in order to save it Barbwire by Barbano / Special online edition 2-26-2015 The skeleton of the underbelly of the news Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-24-2015 Sparks Tribune Parsing our parsimonious public pursers Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-17-2015 Sparks Tribune What else is new? Southern Nevada CLC authorizes strike sanction vs. wage violator. The flush of victory and the irony of deceit Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-10-2015 Sparks Tribune Senate Republicans take a jackhammer to the bedrock of Nevada trade unionism The last bastion of local hire comes under fire By Sean Whaley / Las Vegas Review-Journal 2-4-2015 Follytix, Foxcatchers and corporate weasels Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-3-2015 Sparks Tribune We Don't Need No Education Archive The ever-expanding Ira Hansen Archive of an anachronism BREAKING BAD Walter White and some other white guy Who's,,, ...Who? Breaking Bad 5: Machine Gun Michele and the good ole boys Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 12-16-2014 Sparks Tribune Breaking Bad 4: Ira and his ammosexuals flip us the finger Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 12-9-2014 Sparks Tribune / Updated 12-11-2014 Union decline and rising inequality in two charts by Colin Gordon Economic Policy Institute / 6-5-2012 Labor Day: State of the Unions By Mark Robison / Reno Gazette-Journal / Sunday 9-1-2013 The above graph was used in journalist Mark Robison's extensive Hard Labor: Nevada unions tout role in helping workers, firms, economy (Sunday 2 Sept. 2012 Reno Gazette-Journal, page one, Reno Rebirth section of the print edition). Union men Jim Burrell, Paul McKenzie and Guy Louis Rocha did the movement proud. WOMEN AND UNIONS — ORPHAN MAJORITIES The Barbwire Labor Day column Reno Gazette-Journal / 9-3-2012 ...and more ammo... We Don't Need No Education The continuing Barbwire series Barbwire: Nevada not really a state No, we were not Battle Born in Kenya Top 10 reasons Nevada lives in the 19th Century Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 10-17-2013 Sparks Tribune Low-income penalty: Nevada socks it to the working poor BARBANO: Nevada is one big company town Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 10-10-2013 State of Health National health care comes up against a very sick state. WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 10-10-2013 ...and more ammo yet IMF Head Says Inequality Threatens Democracy. Here Are 7 Charts Proving She’s Right. By Erika Eichelberger / Mother Jones/BillMoyers.com 5-30-2014 “The behavior of the financial sector has not changed fundamentally…since the crisis. The industry still prizes short-term profit.” The Post-Dated Recession: Pay me now or pay me later Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 9-6-2012 Daily Sparks Tribune The Post-dated Recession By Joshua H. 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The winning entries Suing for Schools: The 20-year shuck Expanded from the 2-21-2010 Daily Sparks Tribune RED flags flying low over Sparks Expanded from the 1-10-2010 Daily Sparks Tribune The wrath of self-righteous racism Expanded from the 11-8-2009 Daily Sparks Tribune Government contacts Nev. congressional delegation Nevada Legislature State of Nevada Secretary of State Carson City Clark County City of Las Vegas Douglas County Reno City Council Sparks City Council Washoe County Commission Washoe Registrar of Voters The campaign against forcibly-paid newspaper obituaries And they wonder why the newspaper business is dying?   The Dean's List    The Dean of Reno Bloggers could very well be Andrew Barbano, self-described "fighter of public demons," who started putting his "Barbwire" columns online in 1996 and now runs 10 sites. 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