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Everybody knows the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.    Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost.    Everybody knows the fight was fixed. The poor stay poor, the rich get rich.    That's how it goes. Everybody knows... Everybody knows the scene is dead    But there's gonna be a meter on your bed That will disclose    What everybody knows...    Everybody talking to their pockets. Everybody wants a box of chocolates    and a long red rose.    Everybody knows. Everybody knows. That's how it goes. Everybody knows. — Leonard Cohen, 1934-2016 By Leonard Cohen (1934-2016) & Sharon Robinson © 1988 CBS Records, Inc.

I hope you understand I just had to go back to the island. — Leon Russell, 1942-2016

 

Betty J. Barbano 2-7-1941 / 12-27-2005 Remember her laughter On January 16, 1959, two babies were born. They became sisters in both life and death. Larry Barbano, Frater Mei 12-18-1947 / 10-18-2023

 

Rise of the Reptilian Brain Trust
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 2-12-2025 / Expansions in blue

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"When your enemy is destroying himself, never interfere." — Napolean Bonaparte

Well, sportsfans, America's latest grisly TV game show, Species Survivor, is getting boffo ratings. And you were worried we would not have something carnal to do now that there's no football, right?

With the Mar-a-Loco cast of psycho-telegenic buffoons and poltroons pretty well in place, the children in the Billionaire Boys Club are making the world their plaything. They really get off protruding and probing into the primal reptilian reaches of their brains.

They would do better to look out for their fellow endangered relatives in swamps other than DC.

Our new king stopped work just as the magnum opus National Nature Assessment neared completion. The long-labored study documents erosion of biodiversity and focuses on "the dependence of the economy on nature," according to one of them their liberal scientific types with brown skin who talks funny. It's the economy, stupid, but who cares? ("The dumbass marks fell for the con and let us win the election, so it's time to cash in, dudes.")

BigOil executive suites are awash in champagne. Ditto the gilded dachas of the world's richest man, Czar Putin, and the posh palaces of Xi Xin Ping and Kim Jong Un.

In addition to pandemic death and dismemberment from cutting off myriad programs worldwide (Monkeypox/Bird Flu warning!), Czar Dastardo Donaldov's minions are working on making him president for life. He already has won the favor of many American idols.

The czar's new best bud, bloody Venezuelan President for Life Nicolas Maduro, apparently dispatched a hit squad to kidnap, murder and chop up a dissident hiding out in Chile. He was found in a suitcase, encased in quick-decompositional quicklime under five feet of concrete.

Forget about Law & Order. Our new king knows a ratings winner when he sees one. Beware that you might become the ripoff American sequel.
Hit TV, especially hit-man TV, is a copycat game. So who will be the first victim to become bloody proof that the guy with the small hands has a long reach? Is the Sparks Nugget Sports Book already posting odds?

After paving the way for ethnic cleansing in what he openly terms a Gaza "real estate development," our new king wants to import beleaguered white racists from South Africa. He just can't stand seeing white people in the minority. What's next, sterilizing anyone brown, black or Democrat? ("Aw, yew know, they breed like rabbits, LeRoy.")

And just in time for the critical February ratings sweeps, we have a budding constitutional crisis.

The only way to organize against these despots lies in defeating them on moral grounds. Political arguments just don't work against greedy psychos and religious zealots who will accept no god who is not made unto man's image and likeness.

I am repulsed by the God-whisperers who consider T-Rump the messenger of the Almighty sent here to smite down whatever and whomever their sect hates.

I was disgusted but not surprised by the responses of two holy men in last Sunday's Reno Gazette-Journal religion page. The question: Is there only one god?

The Catholic said his. The Muslim asserted likewise. As did several others among the enlightened. Long division is the name of the game. There are always real or imaginary enemies within or without. If there isn't one, we'll make one, right LeRoy?

Dictators always want to keep the Great Unwashed scrambling on the floor for crumbs dropped from the banquet tables of their betters. Those critters somehow seldom look up at who's starving them, save for rare exceptions like Marie Antoinette.

I was as wrong about the T-Rumpian timeframe as I was about the women of America coming out in record numbers to save the country last November.

I wonder if The American Monarch for Life has already called director Francis Ford Coppola about directing a sequel, "Apocalypse Now, the Series."

The Bleached Blonde Demi-God just loves the smell of burning democracy in the morning. Talk about a heart of darkness. Reptiles R US.

This unwashed, unlearned peasant can only ask you to ask something more of yourself in dissent, and please do so daily.

And ask whenever you see injustice: Have you no decency left?

I cannot elaborate better than the immortal words of attorney Joseph Welch to madcap demagogue Sen. Joseph McCarthy, R-Wisc., and his lawyer, future T-Rump mentor Roy Cohn.

"On June 9, 1954, McCarthy charged that one of Welch's attorneys had ties to a Communist organization. As an amazed television audience looked on, Welch responded with the immortal lines that ultimately ended McCarthy's career: 'Until this moment, Senator, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness.' When McCarthy tried to continue his attack, Welch angrily interrupted, 'Let us not assassinate this lad further, senator. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?'

"Overnight, McCarthy's immense national popularity evaporated. Censured by his Senate colleagues, ostracized by his party, and ignored by the press, McCarthy died three years later, 48 years old and a broken man." (From Senate.gov)

The game's afoot. The Decent vs. the Reptiles. Loser is lunch. Which side are you on?

Get the latest boosters, mask up, stay safe and continue to pray for Ukraine and the currently 160 worldwide war-torn lands, including ours.

¡Sí se puede!

 

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

_________________________

Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 56-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988. His first byline in the paper came in 1973.

The Northern Nevada Central Labor Council/AFL-CIO inducted him into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame on April 5, 2024.

 

Breaking News —> Masks work! And the plague is rampant once again. Be very afraid. Trump Victory Would Be a Public Health Disaster By Whistleblower Rick Bright/New York Times/10-10-2024

The Spaghetti Wall
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 2-5-2025 / Expansions in blue

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." — H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

Touché for the masterful wit who coined the immortal observation which still survives as "nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
I went broke on last year's election by overestimating the resolve of American women to show up and vote against government-sanctioned invasion of their bodies, aka institutionalized rape.
The 2024 election was a case study of "do something, even if it's wrong."
Which recalls the old adage, "Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it."
Well, folks, you got it. And in just two weeks, all wrong.
Remember when that totally unconstitutional witch hunt called the January 6 Committee heard testimony about Czar Dastardo throwing a temper tantrum and hurling a plate of spaghetti against a White House wall?
Today, President T-Rump Part Deux is throwing so much spaghetti against the wall that no sane person can keep up let alone clean up. The marinara fog of war befuddles us all. Exactly the strategery of the bandidos in charge.
The pasta plague serves well as a metaphor for our current government kitchen fire. Elon Mush has turned a bunch of high school kids loose on the federal purse strings. They are now busily wheedling into the personal information of just about everybody in these parts living or dead.
That database is arguably the most valuable asset in the world -- a free ticket to marketing, political and megalomaniacal paradise. Information is power which generates money. Music to the Czar's pointy ears.
I can envision those pimply kids developing algorithms that not only target voters, investors and potential customers, but also build an enemies list the likes of which Richard Milhous Nixon never dreamed about in his wildest fantasies. Czar Putin's mouth waters.
I have neither space nor desire to produce even a checklist of the first half-month of democracy's armageddon. So I'll just go home again.
When Czar Dastardo fixates on something, like a spoiled rich child with a shiny new distraction, he loses interest in all else. Remember when he dropped the biggest non-nuclear bomb in history on a few unfortunate Afghanistan ragheads? Less than three months into Depredation One, on April 14, 2017, he ordered the strike. White House aides marveled at his childish fascination on being the firstest with the biggest. You'da thunk Afghanistan was a virgin.
He describes himself only in superlatives and goes bananas when anyone calls his hands too small. (Stormy Daniels, call your office.)
Not only is El Presidente a legendary microbiologist and infectious disease specialist (upwards of 1.1 million U.S. COVID deaths so far), he is also a world class hydrologist. Which takes me back home to exciting Fresno and environs.
As the old saying goes, "whiskey's for drinkin'. Water's for fightin' over."
He has backed up his ill-informed bile about the Los Angeles water system's inadequacies in the face of unprecedented firestorms and came to the rescue with too much, too late.
Dr. Hydrology Catastrophe drew down two San Joaquin Valley reservoirs in a P.R. stunt to send water to the southland with the major fires already fully contained. He never bothered to check if the water could even reach Los Angeles 200 miles away. it couldn't come close and flooded a dry lakebed. Wasted.
I feel a twinge of sorrow for a lotta guys I grew up with who now control their family's farms, many of which have morphed into huge taxpayer-supported money machines.
The guy they voted for wasted humongous amounts of the water they need for this summer's crops. The western U.S. is basically a desert and only government-funded water programs made it bloom. Witness Fallon Nevada.
Racist talk show host Rush Limbaugh, to whom the Czar awarded a Presidential Medal of Freedom, got his start and enjoyed his biggest ratings in California's central valley.
T-Rump has handily carried the Bakersfield-Fresno-Sacramento California gash. A lot of his bedrock moonhowler supporters are my classmates and relatives.
Who just got the ultimate cold shower.
Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.
WHAT WOULD REAGAN SAY DEPT. "Mr. Dastardo, tear down that spaghetti wall."
INVESTMENT ADVICE. I'm the last guy you should listen to about this stuff, but I'm following the lead of my esteemed psycho president. It's well known that Czar Dastardo judges his popularity by the stock market. Simple minds, simple pleasures.
Punxsutawney Phil is a better predictor of the economy than Wall Street but I know our dear dicktater considers it his gospel. (Such a religious man.)
So, if you want to see what savvy Wall Streeters think of current economic prospects, check out the price of an ounce of gold since the first of the year.
On Jan. 1, it was $2,623.96 per ounce. As of last Monday, $2,877.10. That's a little over 9 percent in one month, or an annual percentage rate of 108.00 percent. Credit card loan sharks don't come near that yield. It means only one thing: Big boy investors worldwide are hedging their bets big time in anticipation of more economic uncertainty, courtesy of us.
RIDDLE OF THE DAY. (As if we needed more head scratching) What do you get when you cross Mr. Potatohead with a dildo? A dicktater. Seig heil.

AND REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T SPELL FELON WITHOUT ELON.

Get the latest boosters, mask up, stay safe and continue to pray for Ukraine and the currently 160 worldwide war-torn lands, including ours.

¡Sí se puede!

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

_________________________

Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 56-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988. His first byline in the paper came in 1973.

The Northern Nevada Central Labor Council/AFL-CIO inducted him into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame on April 5, 2024.

Breaking News —> Masks work! And the plague is rampant once again. Be very afraid. Trump Victory Would Be a Public Health Disaster By Whistleblower Rick Bright/New York Times/10-10-2024

Dastardly depredations of Czar Dastardo
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 1-29-2025 / Expansions in blue

"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who turn darkness to light and light to darkness, who replace bitter with sweet and sweet with bitter." — Isaiah 5:20
Some look with amusement at the abusement spewing from DC. Others look with shock and awe. That's entertainment, baby.
The hard fact is that lots of people are going to die because of the current capital freak show. Capital punishment, indeed.
In a typical bout of bully boy spite, Czar Donaldov canceled U.S. Marshals Service protection for people he detests. Dr. Anthony Fauci hired bodyguards. Dastardo just loosed more than 1,500 brownshirts on the body politic, some of whom may well believe that their get out of jail free card is also a license to kill. Seig heil.
Federal health agencies have not only been hit with a gag order, but they can't share info with each other, a situation made worse now that the godhead has pulled U.S. out of the World Health Organization.
Bird flu is burgeoning and we are caught with our collective pants down when we should have our sleeves rolled up. Do the Dastard and his dark knights care? Not a bit. Anything to place the great unwashed into a state of permanent fear. Snitch on your neighbor who may have closet counter-revolutionary DEI tendencies! Kim Jong Un is flattered.
If a new pandemic doesn't tank the economy, tariffs will, opening up lots of businesses and real estate for the Billionaire Boys Club to acquire figuratively and literally dirt cheap.
Can the day be far off when all those pesky Palestinians have been either butchered or deported to a distant desert hellhole? Vladimir the Impaler may have good reason to return Dastardo's compliment about the Ukraine invasion and anoint his groupie with a genius label.
Bad Vlad may have expanded his empire just in time for Trump to join the fun. New resorts will sprout on the Black Sea and the long-delayed Moscow Trump Tower will open as Eric Trump breaks ground on the Trump Eastern Mediterranean Riviera Resort Casino and Golf Complex.
Like the ancient Hebrews while Moses was otherwise engaged up on that mountain, Google just kissed the golden ass by re-labeling Mt. Denali and the Gulf of Mexico on its maps. Such shenanigans kill people.
I don't know if Google ever fixed it, but for years they listed Dog Valley Road near Verdi as an alternative to Interstate 80. People got stuck in blizzards wholesale on the narrow dirt and gravel trail.
Apple and Google promised to fix the deadly misinformation in 2022. I can't confirm that they followed thru after the media brouhaha faded.
Czar Dastardo has apparently replaced Andrew Jackson with William McKinley as his favorite president. Jackson was most famous for giving the finger to the Supreme Court: "The chief justice has made his decision. Now let him enforce it." Impeachable? Hell yeah. But slave plantation-owning Old Hickory was popular with the white peons.
Tariff-loving McKinley glommed Guam, Puerto Rico and the Philippines as spoils of the Spanish-American War. He hijacked Hawaii shortly thereafter. All because war hawks wanted to go shoot somebody and accused Spain of sabotaging the battleship Maine in Havana Harbor. Like the bombing of the Reichstag in Berlin a few decades later, no one really know who did what with which and to whom. In 1976, legendary Admiral Hyman Rickover attributed the sinking to coal fire.
Newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst and the yellow press sold a lot of newspapers ginning up support for war. T-Rump just re-labeled Denali for McKinley. Again. (But Gulf of America? What's next, Lake Superior becomes Lake Ivanka?)
I hope no one names a mountain for Czar Dastardo. McKinley's second term did not end well.
ECONOMIC SUICIDE. "Almost 1 in 5 U.S. workers is foreign-born," Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman wrote last week.
"Most of these workers are here legally, although as we’re already seeing, that may not be as much protection as you think. Most estimates suggest that unauthorized immigrants make up around 5 percent of the work force," he added.
"Losing a large fraction of these workers would be a serious blow to the economy, especially because immigrants, legal and not, play a much bigger role in some industries and occupations than they do in the economy as a whole...Immigrants — many of them undocumented — make up most of the farm labor force."
They also account for almost a third of the construction trades.
"So at a time when Americans are still angry about the price of groceries and, with more justification, about the unaffordability of housing, Trump’s immigrant crackdown seems set to hobble food production and home construction," Krugman said.
SHORT SHOTS. Don't feed your pets raw meat or raw milk. Cats have been dying of bird flu which means they can be a conduit to humans. El Dastardo's solution to that burgeoning problem has been to make sure health agencies can neither address it, research it nor talk about it. Kinda like he chose to ignore Covid-19 because he was afraid it would hurt his image.
Peerless predixion: He will blame immigrants for spreading the illness.
Jimmy Carter was a great campaigner but a micromanager. If someone came to him with "a problem," he would jump on it. Bad idea. Once a president has validated theexistence of a problem, it balloons in importance.
In his first two terms, California Gov. Jerry Brown pioneered the modern approach: Ignore it and it will most probably solve itself or someone else will. Just write press releases. Then came the Medfly.
T-Rump treated Covid the same way to much deadlier result. His inaction was directly responsible for at least 200,000 needless American deaths according to the most conservative estimate. And perhaps more than double that among the more than 1.1 million dead. So far.
RAY OF HOPE DEPT. A 1,000 year-old seed is now a 12-foot tree growing in Israel. It has no modern counterpart. Hope indeed springs eternal.

Get the latest boosters, mask up, stay safe and continue to pray for Ukraine and the currently 160 worldwide war-torn lands, including ours.

¡Sí se puede!

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

_________________________

Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 56-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988. His first byline in the paper came in 1973.

The Northern Nevada Central Labor Council/AFL-CIO inducted him into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame on April 5, 2024.

Breaking News —> Masks work! And the plague is rampant once again. Be very afraid. Trump Victory Would Be a Public Health Disaster By Whistleblower Rick Bright/New York Times/10-10-2024

Inattention abstention on coronation day
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 1-22-2025 / Expansions in blue

If you paid attention on Monday, you paid too much no matter your preferences, prejudices or peccadilloes. I phlaked out.
For many, the bright blue high desert Monday proceeded from the philosophical to the poetic to the prosaic to the prophetic to the phlegmatic.
I resembled that last label. I knew that no matter who did what with which and to whom, all would be waiting Tuesday.
I took the day off. Got a little recycling out in time for the Teamsters to come around. I'm glad somebody was paying attention and getting overtime for the trouble. The fake news New York Times arrived before dawn.
If I have a lesson to impart, it's that one measure of success in life should be how well we manage our passions and/or compulsions. I have been a political junkie at least since age eight. That's when I first remember pestering my mom about how she should vote. (Insufferable child!)
Last Monday, I immersed myself in television inconsequentials: Various versions of shoot-em-ups and trite sitcoms.
Meanwhile, the nation and world were suffused and distracted with the good, the bad and the ugly. (In sync with the day, that Clint Eastwood title was available.) I checked my consciousness at the doors of the Long Branch Saloon, the OK Corral or the Top Gun School.
I was so disengaged that the most enjoyable were reruns of stuff I had seen multiple times. Typical short attention span American.
If there's a moral to my Monday battery recharge, it's the myth of Sisyphus: By Tuesday dawn's early light, we all continued rolling the rock back up the hill.
MOUNTAIN OF GOO. The local Waste Management monopoly will not accept plastic bags for recycling (stay tuned). Barbwire spies have reported that many retail stores have removed their recycling drops. Zounds!
A lot of the biggies publicly insist they are taking care of business. I've had tips otherwise. If you have been returning plastic bags to your store but now find that service zapped, lemme know who and where.
I get everything delivered. I've had all the shots and have never caught any of the plagues permeating the body politic. (Yet)
Annoying commentary is best produced by us anti-social misfits anyway. (It's better than honest work, fergawdsakes.)
This plastic project was spawned by an overworked, slightly surly grocery delivery guy. I asked if he would take in my stash of recycling bags for extra money on top of my usual generous tip. (Hey, I'm a union man. Hard work should be rewarded).
I was shocked when he said "they don't do that anymore." Zounds. Let's work on this.
We need to save all those petroleum trees that BigOil cuts down to make plastic stuff.
NVExtortion ALERT. I've been fighting NVEnergy's greed since it was Sierra Pacific Powerful. It took 21 years (from 1960 to 1981) to get a consumer advocate's office established under Nevada's attorney general. (Back when I was younger and foolisher, I managed the initiative petition drive and subsequent lobbying campaign to get it established.)
Now, billionaire Warren Buffett's monopoly is trying to emulate California, attempting to persuade Nevadans to fund an in-house wildfire self-insurance policy for the company. Last week's Tribune front page story carried nary a mention of the utility monopoly's stockholders shouldering any of the cost or the risk. Remember, WE -- us peons -- are always the company's insurer.
NVE also wants to start an insurance management subsidiary for the project. More cushy jobs for highly-paid execs, perhaps? Who gets the interest on investments? Will it be included in financial statements to facilitate borrowing money at lower interest rates? Will the benefits flow thru to ratepayers? Who controls the subsidiary's costs? Will they be subject to full disclosure and regulation?
Perhaps most instructive in veteran reporter Amy Alonzo's major story was the company's refusal to comment as to whether NVE electrical infrastructure had ever caused wildfires in the past.
Google "Pinehaven Caughlin wildfire Reno 2020" and see what you get. They continue to proceed according to the golden rule of modern follytix: You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's usually enough.
The more things change, the more they stay the same at Nevada's monopolistic money machine. Whether back in the rape-and-pillage days of captains Neil Plath and Joe Gremban or today's smooth suede-shoe good ole boys, the greedy soul of the NVE pirate ship has done no penance for its sins. Stay tuned to the NevadaLabor.com Energy War Room.
POLIO MAKES A COMEBACK. The cult of vaccine denial now has a new label, "health freedom." (Except for abortion, of course.)
"As vaccination rates decline, adults may become vulnerable to 'childhood' diseases," the NYTimes headlined this week. Childhood vaxx rates have plummeted since 2020. Polio -- POLIO! -- now sits between measles and whooping cough. Based on the last election, red state kindergarten vaxx "exemptions" are more than double those in blue states.
IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE? IT HAS. A couple of decades ago, a young Washoe County area utility worker contracted polio while performing his below-the-street labors. He remains a quadriplegic.
MILESTONE. Last week, I got a Barbwire Confidential subscriber near London, UK. Welcome aboard!
POETIC JUSTICE DEPT. Anti-gay singer Anita Bryant's obituary recently appeared in The New York Times the same day as that of transgender artist and author Pippa Garner who termed her transition just another creative experiment.
The most fantastical: a chassis-reversed '59 Chevy which appeared to be driving backwards at full speed. Her book of whimsical creations included low-rider rollerskates, a birdbath Jacuzzi and "a device for shooting garbage out your kitchen window."
She made t-shirts emblazoned with "Iraqi Horror Picture Show," "These are my remains" and my favorite, "I'd rather butter myself than better myself."
GENDER EQUALITY: Both got front page promos and two-thirds page obits.

Get the latest boosters, mask up, stay safe and continue to pray for Ukraine and the currently 160 worldwide war-torn lands, including ours.

¡Sí se puede!

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

_________________________

Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 56-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988. His first byline in the paper came in 1973.

The Northern Nevada Central Labor Council/AFL-CIO inducted him into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame on April 5, 2024.

Breaking News —> Masks work! And the plague is rampant once again. Be very afraid. Trump Victory Would Be a Public Health Disaster By Whistleblower Rick Bright/New York Times/10-10-2024

The Goats of the Ides of January
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 1-15-2025 / Expansions in blue

Everybody knows that you're in trouble.
Everybody knows what you've been through.
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
to the beach at Malibu.
Everybody knows it's coming apart.
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
before it blows.
Everybody knows.

— Leonard Cohen, 1934-2016 By Leonard Cohen (1934-2016) & Sharon Robinson © 1988 CBS Records, Inc.

As Los Angeles burns, a whole lotta scapegoating's going on so we may as well get down and dirty with the smelly herd.
Ray Charles once sang, "the danger zone is everywhere." Indeed.
So where lie the roots of what ails us? (Goats may be living lawnmowers but I'm not worried about edible roots. Just the ones shoved down our throats and up our psyches by snake oil-peddling pimps and thieves.)
GOAT ZERO: The fabled Industrial Age.
I can't get away from a tale told to me by a retired Greyhound bus driver who bought a house in Hidden Valley from my late wife. Her clients invited us to a celebratory dinner and I started coughing and wheezing before the first beer.
The ex-driver related a story from his earlier days, perhaps in the 1950s. Driving thru the region of my birth, California's San Joaquin Valley, he was using his handkerchief. A lot.
Two senior citizen ladies happened to be seated right behind him. They noted that when they were girls in the late 19th/early 20th Century, nobody talked about allergies and such. Not a problem.
The ladies on the bus laid the gnarly sniffles squarely at the feet of the polluting Industrial Age. Wise women. At about the same time as that bus ride, BigOil was developing research about what their products were doing to the environment. The goo moguls correctly forecast that expansive sales of their black gold would warm the planet for the worse.
Then, they decided to cover up the research and promote themselves as cleaner than drifted snow on Christmas morning. They still do.
Climate change and its precursor, global warming (which our once-and-future president still insists do not exist), has caused mass displacement, starvation and migration. Couple that with the lucrative worldwide arms trade facilitating wars which cause further migration, and you end up where we are today.
Throw in a plague or seven rooted in this monster mannunkind's disruption of places we should not go (Ebola or MPox anyone?), stir in megalomaniacal pols (T-Rump and Xi Xin Ping ignoring Covid), and here we are: A world burning up figuratively and literally.
Wannabe dictators need scapegoats to enhance their power. Our golden toilet entrepreneur Czar Donaldov, the King of Gilt (props to Maureen Dowd), has recently been shopping for a disease to blame on immigrants.
He was elected to form a government but has instead been casting a television show. His highest appointments must look great on camera, qualifications or criminality be damned. (That's not an exaggeration. He chose his cabinet picks by watching video of their onscreen presence.)
As Saturday Night Live legend Billy Crystal often lampooned actor Fernando Lamas, "it's more important to look good than to feel good. And you look marvelous." (Crystal just lost his longtime home in the LA holocaust.)
I have had readers ask me for rays of light and referred some to my Nov. 13 Barbwire, "President Hoover, meet Smoot and Hawley."
Dictators usually begin wars of empire after they have totally silenced, subjugated or assassinated any opposition. T-Rump wants to go the likes of Hitler and Putin one better by starting early. Canada? Greenland? Panama? Denmark? What's next. Vatican City?
Republican President Herbert Hoover had a stellar career as an able public servant. He managed European relief after World War One. Hoover was pushed by Treasury Secretary Andrew Mellon to ignore the chaos caused by the 1929 Wall Street crash. The market would right itself, quoth Megabucks Mellon. (His grandkid Timothy was T-Rump's biggest early contributor, eclipsed only by Elon Mush.)
Alas and alack, a garden variety recession was turned into the Great Depression after Hoover signed the smothering Smoot-Hawley Tariff in 1930.
T-Rump may indeed impose some heavy tariffs, at least on countries or industries which can't buy him off with multi-million dollar Mar-A-Loco memberships and such.
We, the poor unenlightened unbelievers outside the King of Gilt's cult, can only do everything we can to blunt the damage until Smoot-Hawley 2025 craters the economy once again. Those who ignore history are condemned to repeat it.
Buckle up, we're in for a bumpy ride.
SHORT ATTENTION SPAN R US. Lately, I have seen many comments pegging 2010 as the time that the Democratic Party started losing its working class support.
Hateful Republicans started the 2010 "Tea Party" in backlash against anything and everything about that Black president who got elected just in time to clean up the 9/11 and Wall Street real estate bubble disasters left by Bush the Lesser.
Their wave-the-flag protests remain effective to this very day. Who doesn't remember fondly the Boston Tea Party's tax increase protest? Except it was a demonstration against a British TAX CUT which would have put colonist tea smugglers out of business. Same thing happens today with black market gasoline. Steal it and sell it to filling stations without charging any taxes on the transactions. The avoided levies are the profit. Same with imported tea in 1773.
The Boston Tea Party is like the Alamo, another misplaced reverence. American heroes Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were actually in revolution against Mexico's BANNING of slavery. Take that, John Wayne and Walt Disney. Fantasyland indeed.
CESAR XIX APRIL 2. Last year's César Chávez Celebration had the Circus Circus banquet facilities bursting at the seams. This year's event, the 19th since the legendary labor leader was first honored by the City of Reno in 1986, will be held at the Grand Sierra. Nominations are open for the hall of fame, union organizer, union project and employer of the year. Monitor CesarChavezNevada.com for details.

Get the latest boosters, mask up, stay safe and continue to pray for Ukraine and the currently 160 worldwide war-torn lands, including ours.

¡Sí se puede!

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Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

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Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 56-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988. His first byline in the paper came in 1973.

The Northern Nevada Central Labor Council/AFL-CIO inducted him into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame on April 5, 2024.

 

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