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The Dean of Reno Bloggers could very well be Andrew Barbano, self-described "fighter of public demons," who started putting his "Barbwire" columns online in 1996 and now runs 10 sites.

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Orange sun shines thru my windows and embroils earth. The four horsemen of the apocalypse ride high, bringing the plagues of Job and Pharoah Ramses II.

I am ready to concede. We have arrived at the end of times with Czar Trump as the new messiah. Who else but a god could turn the world into the color of his hair and daily makeup, truly his own image and likeness?

So while I still have time (and breath), I have a few insults to deliver.

HAIL TO THE CHIEF. Friday is the deadline for applying to serve on the newly announced Sparks Police Advisory Committee. It is limited to Sparks residents or those employed here. The online application form does not give guidance as to eligibility of residents within Sparks spheres of influence like Spanish Springs or Sun Valley.

It is also silent about how people without computers or smartphones may apply. The city clerk's office has informed me that they can get a paper application from the clerk’s office, 431 Prater Way.

All applicants agree to a broad background check, "including a criminal history...and drug screening."

I contacted city hall this week with two questions.

First, what are the criteria for disqualification other than residence or employment?

More important, all applicants will have to be recommended for council confirmation by Police Chief Chris Crawforth. So the new boss gets to screen membership of his own review board?

BACK TO THE FUTURE. On Jan. 22, 2007, the Sparks City Council voted to create a diversity commission at the request of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. President Lucille Adin, former President Dolores Feemster and I attended. We had several followup meetings with City Manager Shaun Carey but the idea was soon iced as the economy collapsed due to the real estate bubble recession. I have been reminding city hall ever since.

At the behest of Mayor Hillary Schieve, Reno made a start toward such an entity about six years ago, but it fell by the boards when the staffer in charge left. Mlle. Mayor approached Washoe County about starting a joint entity. The county said it would just follow Reno's progress. Sparks flatly said the city was too broke to participate.

Regular Barbwirites know that Sparks has long been in shaky financial condition due to all the corporate welfare city hall has doled out over the past half-century. The Rail City pioneered redevelopment red-line districts so that future downtown property taxes could be shunted to improve the Nugget's front door on "B" Stree...er...Victorian Ave.

Throw in STAR bonds freebies for the marina development and you have a pretty good idea why today the fast-growing city hasn't got enough cops. Speaking of which...

HAIL TO THE EX-CHIEF. Former Police Chief Brian Allen is apparently still employed by Sparks as an announcer. His voice is the one you hear when you leave Chief Crawforth a voicemail.

DENNIS MYERS, 1948-2019. Nevada's greatest journalist and former Tribunite Dennis Myers suffered a stroke at his home a few blocks from the old downtown newspaper building and was placed on life support two years ago right now. (Barbwire 8-25-2019) He never awoke.

I nominated him for the Nevada Press Association Hall of Fame that year and last year, when he won. He will be remembered at the NPA annual convention in Reno next month.

I have high hopes for my two additional nominees, former Trib columnist and longtime UNR journalism Prof. Jake Highton and legendary photographer Don Dondero whose work over a long career appeared in basically every newspaper in the world, including this one. (Google "Marilyn Monroe Sinatra Tahoe" and see what you get.)

I was successful in getting Frank Sinatra's favorite Nevada media foil, the Reno Gazette-Journal's Guy Richardson, inducted in 2012. Richardson, Myers, Highton and Dondero have long been ensconced in the much more exclusive Barbwire Molly Ivins Memorial Columniator Hall of Flames.

HOT AUGUST STRIKE 2.0 UPDATE. Teamsters Local 533 President Gary Watson addressed the Nevada State AFL-CIO Convention Monday at the Grand Sierra-Reno. He blasted local bus system bosses for trying to pit workers against each other and praised his members' unbreakable solidarity. The union went on strike for 10 days starting August 3 and only returned to work after signing a deal to save workers' health insurance. All other items remain on the table but foreign-owned Keolis Transit, the Regional Transportation Commission's hired gun, has not agreed to schedule any negotiations after more than a year of delay.

Can you say Hot August Strike 3.0? Monitor NevadaLabor.com/

THE DOGS OF WAR, Toljaso Department: In "Get Out of Dodge" (8-9-2009) I wrote one of many pieces (among untold thousands by others much more qualified) about the lessons of Vietnam as they applied to Afghanistan. Sometimes I hate it when I'm right. Read it for yourself linked to the expanded edition of this column at Barbwire.US/

MONGREL DOGS, PART DEUX. "U.S. Passed on Taliban Surrender (in November 2001), and 20 Years of War Followed." (NY Times 8-23-2021) I hope late "Defense" Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has learned the error of his ways from all the dead people he has now met. Read it and weep at Barbwire.US, as well as new smoking-gun revelations about how us taxpayers funded all sides of the war.

Also thereat, you may access the obituary of legendary Vietnam War reporter Joe Galloway who died last week at 79. This frontline civilian not only carried a weapon, he also won a Bronze Star — a civilian! — with a V for heroism for rescuing wounded soldiers under fire. Rumsfeld hated him.

"Someone once asked me if I had learned anything from going to war so many times," he once said.

"My reply, 'Yes, I learned how to cry.' "

When will we ever learn?

Stay cool. Stay safe. Stay tuned.

Take care of each other and be careful out there.

¡Sí se puede!

Be well. Raise hell. Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (And my French.)
Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
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Andrew Barbano is a 52-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.com, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988. E-mail <barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us>

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Even if you paid to see the following films once, it's never enough. You have and will continue paying every day of your life.

ROGER & ME (1989), Michael Moore's directorial debut which critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert declared the best movie of the year — not best documentary, but best motion picture, period.

Moore used his hometown, still-oppressed Flint, Michigan, to illustrate the plight of American workers.

The head of the Oscar documentary committee saw to it that Moore's magnum opus was not nominated. Reportedly, she had her own film to shepherd. (The winner was "My Octopus Teacher.")

As a result, the Oscar lords changed the inside game and Moore finally got his gold statue for the school massacre doc "Bowling for Columbine" (2002).

Moore's film provides a quick thumbnail as to why the average American worker hasn't had a raise since 1973, adjusted for inflation.

It's well-documented that for every 10 percent unionization increases in a community, all wages rise by five percent.

Unions represent about 11 percent of workers in the U.S., down from about 35 percent right after WW2. Why? Corporate America is a damned good union buster, especially at recruiting help from a bi-partisan rogues gallery.

You may have seen news last week that the high-profile Sparks-Washoe-Reno bus strike is over.

I oughtta know, I broke the story, a horse since turned into a camel. You know the joke, a camel is a horse designed by a committee. (Mea culpa to the awesome ships of the desert.)

Actually, the foreign bus bosses who run the system only agreed to keep the Teamsters Union health plan, the last straw that caused the walkout.

All the rest remains to be negotiated. Hot August Strike 2.0 can thus best be described as on hold.

That's not how some media described it after Regional Transportation Commission (RTC) executive Michael Moreno spewed some spin which a few media greenhorns gulped down whole: "Formal negotiations will resume with the participation of a federal mediator, and the union has agreed not to stop work while negotiations continue with this third-party participation."

One inexperienced reporter even rewrote it as "RTC representatives confirmed that union officials signed a memorandum of understanding to maintain the health care benefits at issue and to not strike again in the near future."

None of that came from Paris-based Keolis Transit, the obtuse employer and principal cause of only the second strike in the 39-year history of the local transit system.

Remember how RTC elected officials and their highly paid staffers insisted that they were absolutely hands-off?

As the Marx Brothers once asked, "Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" Read the actual three-page deal at NevadaLabor.com/

Union President Gary Watson said that he would not sign any "tentative proposal that includes language specifying that there will be no strikes or lockouts during negotiations."

Would the Tampa Bay Bucs sit Tom Brady so that the other team might score better?

Then came this: ""Foreign-owned Keolis Transit (on Monday) refused to bargain with Teamsters Local 533 on Thursday, August 19, despite having announced their availability this Thursday," Watson said.

"The union is considering all options."

Can you say Hot August Strike 3.0?

VIETNAM, A TELEVISION HISTORY (1983), journalist Stanley Karnow's painful 13-part re-telling of the war that ruined the modern United States. Particularly poignant even today.

Toljaso Dept.
Get out of Dodge
Expanded from the 8-9-2009 Daily Sparks Tribune
Sometimes I hate it when I'm right.

Ho Chin Minh loved America and was ready to intervene against the Japanese after unifying his country in 1945.

Alas and alack, another pompous ass from the land of Keolis-19, Charles deGaulle, persuaded President Harry Truman to ensure Vietnam would again become a French colony so that the Michelin Tire and Rubber Company could get its rubber plantations back.

Harry caved, Ho and Gen. Giap went back to the jungle and kicked French asses, then ours, then the puppet governments'.

Millions died and the carnage continues on all sides between lives lost, PTSD, Agent Orange and a plethora of physical and mental mayhem.

Interventionist jokes have been around for half a century. Remember "Nicaragua is Spanish for Vietnam," and now "Afghanistan is Pashtu for Vietnam."

Now, please step into the Wayback Machine.

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962). Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Alec Guinness, Jose Ferrer, Jack Hawkins, Anthony Quinn. After World War 1, the Brits proceeded to carve up the oil-rich mideast to profit their corporations.

Bedouin nomads considered the idea of borders absolutely silly when invisible lines in the sand were described to locals who had no word for them.

Iraq and the buffer states along the Persian Gulf were created to ensure western power. They also coronated the House of Saud to rule over the Levant.

Our CIA and Britain's MI6 overthrew Iran's democracy in 1953 because British Petroleum wanted its refinery back.

U.S. played like a cheap fiddle
Sarah Chayes / The Ides of August / 8-15-2021

Taliban were invented in 1994 by Pakistani military intelligence
Sarah Chayes / PBS Newshour / 8-20-2021

"Pakistani officials, are crowing about the current results, the current outcome."

Like VP Dick Cheney marketing the lie that Saddam Hussein had nukes as an excuse to invade Iraq in 1993, BP told the idiot Dulles brothers who mangled foreign policy for President Eisenhower that Iran was going commie.

The results: Perpetual mideast war, speaking of which...

CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR (2007), Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Philip Seymour Hoffman. In the early 1980s, Congressman Charlie Wilson, D-Texas, gets black op arms budgeted for indigenous Mujahideen tribes fighting the Russian Army in Afghanistan. U.S. Stinger missiles knock Soviet helicopter gunships out of the air and Afghanistan quickly becomes the USSR's Vietnam.

They leave. Our surrogates win. We leave a vacuum filled by Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda and finally The Taliban. Which leads us to Vietnam 1975 on the news this week.

When will we ever learn?

Stay cool. Stay safe. Stay tuned.

Take care of each other and be careful out there.

¡Sí se puede!

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SEE, HEAR & SPEAK NO EVIL DEPT. The current unaccountable politicians who seem content to provoke a strike are Sparks Mayor Ed Lawson (R), Washoe County Commissioners Vaughn Hartung (R), and Bob Lucey (R); Reno City Councilmembers Oscar Delgado (D) and Neoma Jardon, (R) board chair. Mr. Delgado and his wife both tested positive for COVID-19 in December. He is currently CEO of the (for real) Community Health Alliance of Washoe County. Go figger.

Regional Transportation Commission board e-mail <rtcpubliccomments@rtcwashoe.com> / RTC Executive Director Bill Thomas who gets paid $220,000 a year to lookout the window while waiting to go to lunch.