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            Big 
              chills, squeeze plays and sucker punches
              by
            ANDREW BARBANO
            From the 1-25-1998 Daily Sparks Tribune
            Updated 
            6-6-2014 
            and 10-21-2014
            
         
If 
          you would aspire to the fortune fame brings, you must run the risk of 
          being served up as sacrifice at the altar of mass amusement.
          
          
Herewith, the Mental 
          Moonrock Dishonorable Mentions for distinguished despicable conduct 
          at the holy sacrifice of the sacrilege.
          
          
THE WHOLLY SHEET AWARD 
          goes to the area's number one hate radio station, KKKOH (yes, it's spelled 
          right!). The station's afternoon King Kleagle has banned Travus T. Hipp 
          from calling his show. That's a helluva slap at the guy who still holds 
          the all-time audience record for the station's afternoon block.
          
          
Now well into his fourth 
          decade in the business (he works in California), a compelling case can 
          be made that Travus stands as the best who ever practiced the art. He 
          got his start with the legendary Tom Donohue who created the album rock 
          format at KSAN-fm in The City.
          
          
Alas and alack, the local 
          moonrock behind the microphone won't let anyone criticize his station 
          or his act. What a wimp.
          
          
THE WYNNDY CITY TROPHY 
          goes to Gomorrah South casino magnate Steve Wynn. His vendetta against 
          Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist John L. Smith and his publisher has 
          brought down one of the true champions of American letters.
          
          
Barney Rosset, 75, fought 
          long and hard to publish unknown or controversial authors. You might 
          have heard of some of them: Henry Miller ("Tropic of Cancer"), William 
          Burroughs ("The Naked Lunch"), D.H. Lawrence ("Lady Chatterley's Lover"), 
          Samuel Beckett ("Waiting for Godot"), Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Jean-Paul 
          Sartre and Eugene Ionesco.
          
          
"Rosset became one of 
          the leading postwar political and avant-garde publishers," the Associated 
          Press recently reported.
          
          
"The crisis was brought 
          on by a lawsuit involving a book he had nothing to do witha terrible 
          irony for a man who sacrificed a great deal of money to publish what 
          he thought everyone had the right to read," AP stated.
          
          
"Last summer, a Las Vegas 
          jury awarded Steve Wynn $3.1 million in a libel case against Barricade 
          Books, which had published an unauthorized biography of the casino operator 
          and which also happens to distribute Rosset's small imprint, Blue Moon," 
          according to AP.
          
          
"Wynn's suit wasn't even 
          based on the biography but on a sentence in the Barricade catalog that 
          linked Wynn with the Genovese crime family. Wynn said the information 
          was false. Barricade publisher Lyle Stuart has no libel insurance and 
          has filed for bankruptcy, forcing Rosset to do likewise. An appeal against 
          the libel judgment would take yearstoo long to help Rosset now," 
          AP reported.
          
          
He has not paid the rent 
          on his New York apartment in months.
          
          
"I have nothing," Rosset 
          says, not even a bank account.
          
          
Maybe Wynn will comp 
          him at the Mirage buffet.
          
          
OPRAH DOPES. The 
          TV talk empress can well afford good lawyers against a ludicrous libel 
          beef brought by Texas cattlepersons. But will poorer commentators and 
          journalists be reluctant to discuss wrongdoing in the future? Chilled 
          silence is the purpose behind such legal actions.
          
          
UP IN SMOKE, TOO. 
          Can you believe the turkeys trumpeting the wonders of the tobacco settlement? 
          Has it never occurred to anyone that governments, by becoming partners 
          in the profitability of big tobacco, thus ensure the corporate drug 
          pushers' future?
          
          
GO TAX YOURSELF. 
          Can you believe those TV spots trying to convince us to impose a national 
          sales tax on ourselves? The less you make, the larger the percentage 
          of your income will go to taxes under yet another ghastly transfer of 
          wealth to the wealthy. Do they think we're that stupi...don't answer 
          that.
          
          
DOWNSIZE THIS! 
          seems the appropriate rallying cry for those who once worked at the 
          now-closed Nevada Club. It will spread among the 19,000 downsized last 
          week by AT&T...Justice is not only blind, but damnably slow if you're 
          out of work because you demanded your rights. The long-suffering Reno 
          Hilton union security guards will soon get their day in court. Their 
          charges of illegal termination go before a federal judge in Reno on 
          March 9. The next day, Sparks Kmart warehouse management faces another 
          federal trial over alleged illegal conduct in last August's union election.
          
          
DOWNSIZE THAT! 
          Finagling University of Nevada-Reno President Joe Crowley doesn't like 
          following orders from his lessers on the board of regents. When they 
          took away his legal staff, he tried to shunt funds from four salaried 
          positions to get his lawyer back. The regents caught him and closed 
          the cookie jar...Rumor has it that Sparks Regent James Eardley will 
          not seek re-election this fall.
          
        
        AYATOLLAH 
          NEVADA. 
          According to 
          Mother Jones magazine's MoJo Wire, an outfit tamely called 
          the National Federation of Republican Assemblies has an active Nevada 
          chapter. They've taken over the California GOP and advocate replacement 
          of democracy with a Bible-based theocracy. 
        Am 
          I scared? 
        Hell, 
          yes. >
          
          
ONE JUST MAN. 
          Reno Gazette-Journal columnist Rollan Melton last Tuesday did his community 
          proud, pleading in vain for sane use of the Reno riverfront. His passionate, 
          personal plaint before the Reno city council was never reported in his 
          own newspaper, itself a profitable bastion of mindless boosterism.
          
          
AIMLESS DISCLAIMLESSNESS. 
          Purists often throw darts at me and my colleagues in columny for harboring 
          various nefarious conflicts of interest.
          
          
I like to think I'm an 
          equal opportunity harasser and, on occasion, have done the job pretty 
          well. One longtime Sparks official once told me that after reading this 
          column for years, she still failed to focus a fix on my political slant 
          or party registration. Such occasions settle accounts receivable in 
          full.
          
          
Nobody proceeds without 
          preferences and predilections, not even a guy living in an outback shack 
          in Montana. I thus periodically print a confession.
          
          
Here's a current mea 
          culpa and caveat emptor. I'm an Italian who has relatives in the old 
          world (California) and the old country (east of the Mississippi).
          
          
I am the son of immigrant 
          farm workers, born into a union household. My mother walked picket lines 
          before I was born.
          
          
My job description includes 
          making life miserable for the rich, famous and powerful, taking special 
          pleasure in goosing former skinny kids who became fat cats and forgot 
          which side of town they came from.
          
          
I fight for worker fairness 
          and passionately promote progressive politicians. I freelance for a 
          few publications and work for labor lawyers, trade unions and Sen. Joe 
          Neal (D-North Las Vegas). I am honored that the gentleman has asked 
          me to manage his campaign to become the first African-American governor 
          west of the Mississippi here in the state once known as Mississippi 
          West.
          
          
Enough about interests. 
          Time to go create some conflicts. Fasten your seat belts, we're in for 
          a bumpy ride this year.
          
          
Be well. Raise hell.
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