Barbwire by Barbano: Joyfulness replaces Dejoylessness

Joyfulness replaces Dejoylessness
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The hit man assigned to destroy the US Postal Service is skulking around northern Nevada this week.

Betwixt now and Friday, Aug. 30, US Postmaster General Louis the Clueless DeJoyless will address a rural letter carriers national convention at the Peppermill Hotel-Casino.

Media and public attendance blackouts have been announced. Only NevadaLabor.com and Barbwire e-list readers even knew that the lowlife was going to be in town.

I learned from a tip early Monday morning, spread the word and the legit media bit with full incisors.

Monday evening, a large crowd of postal workers and other union members rallied in front of Reno City Hall. Curiously, TV coverage did not mention Dejoyless coming to town.

Probably because he's dodging the public in general and his own postal workers in particular. Ben Franklin, he ain't.

"Melissa Ray with the National Rural Letter Carriers' Association confirmed DeJoy would be speaking but said the proceedings at their convention are not open to the public or media. It is unclear what day DeJoy will speak," KRNV TV-4 reported after I notified them.

Moving regional mail sorting from Reno to W. Sacramento would accelerate erosion of northwestern Nevada and eastern California delivery.

Dejoyless is perpetrating similar dastardly deeds all across the country. His first task when appointed in 2020 was ordering destruction of countless millions of dollars worth of mail sorting equipment, claiming that it was no longer needed.

All just in time for the 2020 election with huge swaths of the nation using mail-in ballots for the first time, much of it necessitated by Czar T-Rump's dereliction of duty on the COVID-19 plague.

Hmmm...in whose interest was it to suppress voting?

Dejoyless' appointment by the Postal Board of Governors was heavily criticized but it didn't matter. He had donated more than $1.2 million to Trump's campaign "and millions more to Republican Party organizations and candidates. He was also in charge of fundraising for the (2020) Republican National Convention," National Public Radio reported. (NPR 5-7-2020)

President Bush the Lesser appointed his wife as U.S. ambassador to Estonia and Czar Donaldov nominated her to be ambassador to Canada.

Dejoy got the USPS coming and going. His companies did billions in business with the postal service repairing equipment before he ordered mass destruction. It's no secret that he favors privatization, a guaranteed way of making a rich man into a filthy and obscenely wealthy oligarch. Witness T-Rump's idol, Russia's Vlad the Impaler and his buds.

Just as privatization of the Nevada injured workers insurance system and the theft of Reno's Washoe Medical Center (now the Renown octopus) made a few guys filthy rich, Dejoy has dreams of sugar-coated packages dancing in his hairless head.

Once upon a time, a letter mailed from me to a next-door neighbor would take just a day. (I tested it.)

Now, just getting something from Sparks to Reno takes two days and sometimes more. The national standard was once two days to anywhere in the continental U.S. Not no more, bro.

The legit media have long reported that the postal service loses money every year.

Untrue. Congress passed a poison pill requiring the semi-private USPS to shunt billions every year into a retirement plan for workers who have not yet been born — 75 years into the future. No other organization public or private labors under such a financial burden.

And who suffers? Us peons.

STOP THE PRESSES. Today's column is a perfect example of why I have driven so many Tribune editors to drink. Getting a piece done early means it might be stale by the time it hits doorsteps.

So, sorry boss. On Tuesday morning, the Reno Gazette-Journal broke the story that the postal service has announced scuttling of the plan to move mail sorting to California. Alleluia.

RGJ.com made no mention of Dejoyless at the convention.

He was appointed to make the service so bad that nationwide privatization for profit would look undeniable.

The Postal Board of Governors needs to fire this yayhoo NOW!

WELL DESERVED AND STILL WAITING. As I reported last week, Tribune alumni Guy Louis Rocha and Jake Highton are now successful 2024 Barbwire nominees to the Nevada Press Association Hall of Fame. They will be honored at the NPA state convention in Reno next month.

Jake and Guy were the third and fourth Barbwire candidates. RGJ columnist Guy Richardson and Trib alum Dennis Myers preceded them.

Nevada historian and author Guy was honored at a private luncheon this month and may or may not attend the September awards presentation, depending on his health.

UNR Journalism Emeritus Professor Jake passed away a couple of years ago.

Four in, four to go. (See right—>) I have campaigned for legendary photographer and Trib contributor Donald Dondero for many years. The late Gold Hill News publisher, author David Toll, recently joined the list.

Then there are two great journalists who have been shamefully ignored for decades, the late Foster Church and Reno resident Norman Cardoza.

Those gentlemen shared Nevada's first Pulitzer Prize in 1977 and have been ignored by the NPA.

I will continue my campaign while I draw breath. Hope springs eternal, Norm.

I REPEAT: Vaxx up, dammit! COVID is running wild and will get worse as fall approaches. The Democratic National Convention turned into a superspreader because so many think the plague is over. Hundreds of Americans are dying each week.

Get the latest booster, stay safe and continue to pray for Ukraine and almost 100 other currently war-torn lands.

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Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
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Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 55-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

The Northern Nevada Central Labor Council/AFL-CIO inducted him into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame on April 5, 2024.

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