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Everybody knows the good guys lost.
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The poor stay poor, the rich get rich.
   That's how it goes. Everybody knows...
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Everybody wants a box of chocolates
   and a long red rose.
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That's how it goes. Everybody knows.

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Time to celebrate our recently announced water rate increases. Break out the best gray water champagne!

I tried to obtain information from the Nevada Public Utilities Commission about the 2001 sale of the local water system by NVEnergy's predecessor, Sierra Pacific Power.

I received everything but what I asked for.

When I pushed to get the price us peons paid, I was refused the info and referred to the Truckee Meadows Water Authority.

I've been waiting for weeks for a response from TMWA, so I guess I'll just go with the flow.

On March 19, I sent this to TMWA's PR department: "Your website says condo owners do not need the insurance marketed under TMWA's name. I have received mailers from the insurer subsequent to that announcement which make no mention of the condo exception.

"As a result, I fear owners in my complex as well as many others have purchased this redundant cost. I've done what I can with the e-addresses of my neighbors I have. But you are far more well-equipped.

"Have you received other complaints? Will you contact the insurer and tell them to distribute clarifications to all recipients of the sales pitch? Is TMWA willing to post this issue on its website?"

Last week, I got a mailer from another insurer (not bearing TMWA's logo), but this one at least noted that condo owners should talk to their homeowners' association first.

At deadline, I looked at TMWA.com and searched "street to home pipes" and "pipeline insurance" but apparently there is now nothing on the site about who pays for street-to-home water line breaks, how to insure against it and especially noting that many condominium owners don't need it.

Problem solved? I don't think so. Perhaps we have a case of ignoring the problem and maybe it will go away.

I want to know if an outfit named Service Line Warranties of America is still selling this useless "insurance."

How many TMWA customers have inquired? How many condo owners have needlessly purchased it? Can they get refunds?

Guess I'll send TMWA a copy of this column and see if they know how to read.

HISTORICAL SHUFFLE. In 1980-82, when I was fighting SIerra Pacific and trying to get the state consumer advocate's office passed into law, I worked with the best utility economist in the United States, Dr. David Schwartz.

I asked him to review the possibility of making SPP a ratepayer-owned utility, thus avoiding Wall Street profitmongers (like Warren Buffet, who owns it now).

Dr. Schwartz reported that the company's huge embedded costs, including much unnecessary construction, made such a takeover impossible.

However, the water company was a possibility. Fast-forward to 2001. SPP dumped the junky old water utility onto the public.

According to documents supplied by current consumer advocate Ernest Figueroa in Attorney General Aaron Ford's office, us peons paid $350 million for assets with a net book value of $265 million. (PUC Docket No. 01-1044 , 19 April, 2001; page one)

The net book value number represents the total capital investment minus depreciation.

Looks like we bought some over-watered stock, cowboys and cowgals.

Has TMWA done a decent job?

Ask any Lemmon Valley property owner or renter.

INSULT TO INJURY DEPT. TMWA recently announced a 12 percent overall rate increase which will be phased in starting June 1. It will add another six bucks a month for the average household by 2026.

TRANSITIONS. A memorial service for community activist and businesswoman Verita Black Prothro, 59, will be held at 11:00 a.m. this Friday, April 19, at Mountain View Mortuary, 425 Stoker Ave., Reno 89503.

Another farewell will take place on Saturday, April 20, as Nevada says adios to public servant Kurt Englehart, 38, a constituent service aide to Sen. Catherine Cortez-Masto, D-Nev. It starts at 12 noon at the Reno Grand Sierra Resort's Carson Ballroom. For more info, call (202) 224-3542 or go to kurtenglehart.com/

He was killed in a hit-and-run collision near the Reno-Sparks Convention Center. The 18 year-old perp has been arrested and charged

AUTO SIGHTS. I recently traveled behind a compact car with a frayed bumper sticker which read "I (heart graphic) the Constitution."

OK. But the red heart was so eroded that it was unrecognizable, just scrap paper.

Thus arose irony, as Father Time and Mother Nature changed the message to "I shred the Constitution."

ADIOS, DOUG THORNLEY. The Reno city manager is quitting to back to practicing juice...er, I mean, law. So much the better.

This way he can muscle motel owners and other small folk for the likes of the J Resort without conflict of interest.

FUZZY FOX DEPT. Sinclair Broadcasting owns TV-4, TV-11 and TV-21 in these parts among more than 200 others nationwide.

They have been doing a good job cashing in on moonhowler mania Fox News-style by interlarding propaganda into their newscasts. I've been writing about it since it started.

Lately, they've been running stories, especially on "The National Desk" and "Full Measure," former CNN anchor Sharyl Attkisson's show, which borrow a page from the National Rifle Association.

You've seen the commercials which assert that them their dirty commie liberals and their DC lackeys are coming to take your truck and force you to drive some wussy little electric thingy.

That's an outrage. If they take your truck, where can you hang your machine gun from the back window?

ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN DEPT. I called the Nevada Dept. of Transportation over a year ago but nothing's changed.

Where Reno's N. Virginia Street merges with US 395 North, two lanes face each other.

The oncoming lane has two signs warning "wrong way." But one is placed smack in front of the outgoing merge lane.

A newbie driver could easily assume s/he was driving into oncoming traffic.

I guess the only answer is prayer — until somebody dies. Then, NDOT or its cohorts will do something.

Vaxx up, stay safe, pray for Ukraine and almost 100 other currently war-torn lands.

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

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Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 55-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

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So stated Tina Turner in the 1985 blockbuster "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

That line best summed up my overwhelmed feelings last Friday evening when the Northern Nevada Central Labor Council inducted the late Tribune journalist and my old friend Dennis Myers into the César Chávez Nevada Labor Hall of Fame.

Using a hockey analogy, Nevada Secretary of State Cisco Aguilar noted that the occasion completed a hat trick for Dennis. He had previously been so honored by both the Barbwire and Nevada Press Association rogues galleries.

Living up to my self-imposed nickname of Quarantino, I attended via Zoom, dressed appropriately for the solemn occasion: In a sweatshirt and UnionYes! baseball cap.

I thus stood surprised and amazed by the second installation of the evening, The Barbwire Man hisself.

Zounds.

I told the sold out event's attendees that this represented the second-greatest honor of my life, eclipsed only by the day I married my wife, Betty, 40 years ago.

I was and remain humbled to stand with giants who accomplished much more than I ever will. The César HOF includes Nevada's two greatest legislators, Sen. Joe Neal and Assemblymember Bob Price, both D-North Las Vegas.

Fred Ross, Sr., the union stalwart who taught César Chávez how to organize abides therein, as do Maria Zamora, who marched with Chávez from Delano to Sacramento in the 1960s; United Auto Workers stalwart George "Battling" Nelson of Sparks who stood beside Chávez and United Auto Workers legend Walter Reuther at the dedication of the United Farm Workers headquarters; Nevada labor mainstays Dan Rusnak and Sam Lumpe; the late Nevada Labor Commissioner Stan Jones and his wife, Wendy; and the original Chávez HOF honoree, Darlene Jespersen.

Ms. Jespersen was a longtime Harrah's bartender who refused to follow demeaning new corporate makeup face painting rules. Her wrongful termination case broke new ground for women's rights at the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

Dennis, Nevada's greatest reporter, was the first journalist so honored. I can only state that I am the second because Dennis himself accorded me that appellation.

I still term myself an advocate and hellraiser. I don't present both sides, especially when the other side is suffused with flaming bigoted moonhowlers.

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ADIOS, VERITA BLACK PROTHRO. Last Saturday came news of the death of the beautiful Nevada activist and businesswoman. Verita paid heavy dues in her shortened life. When she ran for Washoe County public administrator in 2018, some freedom loving racist defaced her candidate signs with black spray paint.

The Nevada Democratic Party sent out a double notice, also including the hit-and-run fatality of Kurt Englehart, aide to Sen. Catherine Cortez-Masto, D-Nev.

I stand proud and humbled by having known and worked with most of the above superstars in the firmament of human aspiration.

READER RUMBLINGS: Tribunistas have reacted to this newspaper's March 27 publication of the Nevada Independent news service exposé of our regional health care octopus. ("Renown Health is a powerhouse in Northern Nevada. Is that a problem?")

Last week, I added some very necessary perspective regarding the origins of the malady by calling attention to the 1995 Washoe County Grand Jury report documenting the outright theft of our formerly publicly owned, low cost hospital.

Some Tribune subscribers sent these comments: "I worked there as a head supervising nurse. Their 'non-profit' status is just a moniker. Actually, 'More Money' is their tacit motto." And this: "I remember times when management harassed me to make sure all my employees only gave Renown management five-star ratings or I would be demoted, go without a raise or some other hellish reprisal."

I built a whole website of research on the depredations of our health care conglomerate which will be linked to the expanded web edition of this column at NevadaLabor.com/

UNHEALTHY CARE, PART DEUX. The fake news New York Times just published a major scandal regarding big health insurance companies. Many have retained an outfit which earns billions in commissions based on how much health care they DENY to insured patients.

"Don't like your $100,000 surgery bill? Sue us, turkey." [UPDATE: Websearch "hamby nytimes.com tool helps insurers reap fees shift costs" to view several articles.]

I have never seen a better argument for a single-payer national system. Fully one-third of all U.S. health care dollars go toward profit and paperwork. This has resulted in the highest costs for just about the poorest care in the industrialized world.

Social Security, that dastardly government run program, only costs three percent to run. Continuing rape and pillage by the health care industrial complex must come to an end.

I remember when moonhowlers took to the streets to campaign against Obamacare. Some dimbulb woman actually told a reporter she was there to "keep government's hands off my Medicare."

In 2009, the U.S. government became the largest health care customer in the country. Combined with the military, the Veterans Administration and other programs, Uncle Sam has long been paying most of the bills. It's well past time to reign in pillagers like Renown, Cigna, Aetna, Humana, United Health Care (aka AARP) and Big Pharma.

Sorry, Ronnie, government is not the problem. Government is the solution.

HISTORY FOR DULLARDS. Supporters of T-Rump, the croaker who raps America, want to rename DC's Dulles Airport for the Orange Crusher. What an insult to the legacy of the Republican Dulles Brothers, Allen who headed the CIA, and John Foster Dulles who served as Secretary of State, both under President Dwight Eisenhower.

These bastards made a sport of overthrowing small democracies, most notably that of Iran. The latter was accomplished because British Petroleum wanted their oil refinery back after the democratically elected Iranian government nationalized the industry after decades of western exploitation.

We are at war with Iran today because of the depredations of the Brothers Dulles back in the 1950s.

So why trade a headache for an upset stomach?

SLIGHTLY CYNICAL DEPT. Congratulations to the universities of South Carolina and Connecticut for winning their respective women's and men's minor league professional basketball championships.

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Ben Franklin's bleary bifocals
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Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane — Sons of the Pioneers*
MEMENTO AMORE: ANDY & BETTY CODA FROM MANY DECADES AGO

* Lyrics by Tim Spencer. The 1947 song has been recorded by not only Roy Rogers' favorite backups, The Sons, but also Jim Croce and Buck Owens. My all-time favorite came with a killer production number between Peter Sellers and The Muppets. (I'm not making this up) from the "The Muppet Show," largely produced in the UK in the early 1980s. The late great Sellers (aka Dr. Strangelove and so many other characters) is at his best as a tipsy preacher. Enjoyjoy!

Cigareetes, Whisky & Wild, Wild Women
Song by Sons of the Pioneers
Ben Franklin would like this jingle. He lived it.

SELLERS: Old John Barleycorn and the three faces of Eve...

Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

Once, I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
I met with the gal and we went on a spree
She started me smokin' and drinkin' whusky

Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
A fire's on one end, a fool's on the t'other

Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

Now, I am feeble and broken with age
The lines on my face make a well-written page
I'm leavin' this message, how sad but how true
On women and whusky and what they can do

Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

Write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whusky, here lies a poor slave
Take warning, dear stranger, take warning, dear friend
Then write in big letters, these words at my end

Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigareetes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

From The Muppet Show Season 2, Episode 18 with Peter Sellers; initially aired 2-25-1978.
Sellers and Muppets did not sing all verses. Ad libs are hilarious.
Lyrics sources: Musixmatch and Genius.com
Songwriter: Tim Spencer
Modified slightly in Buck Owens version on Genius.com
Cigareetes, Whisky and Wild, Wild Women lyrics © Unichappell Music Inc.

ANDY & BETTY CODA FROM MANY DECADES AGO

One evening long ago, my wife and I were walking thru downtown San Francisco when something caught my eye, perhaps a marquee or a sign in a bar window.

I started singing "Cigareetes and whisky and wild wild women..."

"Two outta three ain't bad!" responded one of two guys walking together across the narrow street.

Ah, summer in The City.

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Triangle Shirtwaist Factory owners Max Blank and Isaac Harris. Is not Mr. Harris eerily familiar to television junkies?

From the Emmy-winning opening slate of the blockbuster "Cheers" television series. Combined with its "Frasier" spinoff, it lasted 20 years.

The "shirtwaist kings" immigrated from Russia and made a fortune manufacturing "Gibson Girl"-style blouses. (Photo, "The American Experience"/PBS)

The Emmy-winning opening slate of the "Cheers" television series before the "slate" of creators is superimposed. Looks like Mr. Harris' dead ringer (at left) is having a bloody good time.

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Andrew Barbano is a 55-year Nevadan, editor of NevadaLabor.com and SenJoeNeal.org; and former chair of the City of Reno's Citizens Cable Compliance Committee. He was the longtime executive producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration and has been a quarter-century member and 10-year officer of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us.

Barbwire by Barbano moved to Nevada's Daily Sparks Tribune on Aug. 12, 1988, and has originated in them parts ever since.
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