An 
              Alternative National Anthem
               Everybody 
              knows the dice are loaded.
              Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
                 Everybody knows the war is over.
              Everybody knows the good guys lost.
                 Everybody knows the fight was fixed.
              The poor stay poor, the rich get rich.
                 That's how it goes. Everybody 
              knows.
               Everybody 
              knows that the boat is leaking. 
              Everybody knows that the captain lied. 
                 Everybody 
              got this broken feeling
              Like their father or their dog just died.
                 Everybody 
              talking to their pockets.
              Everybody wants a box of chocolates
                 And 
              a long red rose.
              Everybody knows. 
               Everybody 
              knows that you love me, baby. 
              Everybody knows you really do. 
                 Everybody 
              knows that you've been faithful, 
              Give or take a time or two. 
                 Everybody 
              knows you've been discreet
              But there were so many people you just had to meet
                 Without 
              your clothes. 
              Everybody knows.
               Everybody 
              knows that it's now or never. 
              Everybody knows that it's me or you. 
                 And 
              everybody knows that you live forever
              When you've done a line or two.
                 Everybody 
              knows the deal is rotten 
              Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton 
                 For 
              your ribbons and bows
              And everybody knows.
               Everybody 
              knows that the plague is coming. 
              Everybody knows that it's moving fast. 
                 Everybody 
              knows that the naked man and woman 
              Just a shining artifact of the past.
                 Everybody 
              knows the scene is dead
              But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
                 That 
              will disclose
              What everybody knows.
              
               And 
              everybody knows that you're in trouble. 
              Everybody knows what you've been through
                 From 
              the bloody cross on top of Calvary 
              To the beach at Malibu. 
                 Everybody 
              knows it's coming apart. 
              Take one last look at this Sacred Heart 
                 Before 
              it blows. 
              And everybody knows.
            Everybody knows. 
              Everybody knows.
                 That's how it goes. Everybody knows.
            
            
              By Leonard Cohen and Sharon 
              Robinson.
              © 1988 CBS Records, Inc.