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   Everybody knows the dice are loaded.
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
   Everybody knows the war is over.
Everybody knows the good guys lost.
   Everybody knows the fight was fixed.
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich.
   That's how it goes.
Everybody knows.

   Everybody knows that the boat is leaking.
Everybody knows that the captain lied.
   Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died.
   Everybody talking to their pockets.
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
   And a long red rose.
Everybody knows.

   Everybody knows that you love me, baby.
Everybody knows you really do.
   Everybody knows that you've been faithful,
Give or take a time or two.
   Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
   Without your clothes.
Everybody knows.

   Everybody knows that it's now or never.
Everybody knows that it's me or you.
   And everybody knows that you live forever
When you've done a line or two.
   Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
   For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows.

   Everybody knows that the plague is coming.
Everybody knows that it's moving fast.
   Everybody knows that the naked man and woman —
Just a shining artifact of the past.
   Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
   That will disclose
What everybody knows.

   And everybody knows that you're in trouble.
Everybody knows what you've been through
   From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach at Malibu.
   Everybody knows it's coming apart.
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
   Before it blows.
And everybody knows.

Everybody knows. Everybody knows.
   That's how it goes. Everybody knows.


By Leonard Cohen and Sharon Robinson.
© 1988 CBS Records, Inc.

I hope you understand I just had to go back to the island.
Leon Russell, 1942-2016



The Barbwire Presidential Dirtiest Dozen
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No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It's not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there'll be
No more turning away.
Pink Floyd (David Gilmour & Anthony Moore, 1987)


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   The Dean of Reno Bloggers could very well be Andrew Barbano, self-described "fighter of public demons," who started putting his "Barbwire" columns online in 1996 and now runs 10 sites.

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People love lists, good or bad, rich and poor, best and worst. Who's on first? What's the score? Who's number one?

The three greatest American presidents were George Washington (Federalist, 1789-97), Abraham Lincoln (Republican/National Union, 1861-65), and Franklin D. Roosevelt (Democrat, 1933-45).


Here are the dregs, my unlucky 13 worst, a baker's dirty dozen.

     12. Franklin Pierce, Democrat (1853-57). An ancestor of No. 2 George Walker Bush, the only elected president not re-nominated by his own party. Spent most of his term dead drunk.

     11. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-61, Republican). He allowed the Dulles brothers to run wild and begin a still cancerous-pattern of overthrowing the elected governments of small countries like Guatemala, Iran and so many more. The term "Ugly American" was coined for the Dulles dullards. (Secretary of State John Foster Dulles and CIA Director Alan Dulles.)

     10. A tie between Democrat Lyndon Baines Johnson (1963-69), and unaffiliated John Adams (1797-1801). Johnson's domestic record (The War on Poverty) is second only to Franklin Roosevelt's. His downfall was the Vietnam War which still haunts and weakens America today. Adams was Johnson's mirror image. He pushed the Alien and Sedition Acts which allowed him to imprison any critic of the government. On the other hand, he settled our undeclared war with France, something Johnson could not do.

     9. Warren G. Harding (1921-23, Republican). Had he not conveniently died, he would have been impeached, convicted and removed from office for wholesale corruption.
His greatest qualification for president was that he sure looked like one should look.

     8. James Buchanan, Democrat (1857-61) who did little or nothing to avoid the Civil War.

     7. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921, Democrat). Re-elected on his anti-war promise, then promptly got us into World War One. He also jailed lots of uppity women who wanted the right to vote as well as many of his critics. He may have pushed formation of the League of Nations, forerunner of the United Nations, but sat shiva as the Treaty of Versailles was formed, which led to Adolf Hitler's rise to power.

     6. Andrew Jackson, Democrat (1829-37). The genocidal general is Number One's favorite. Jackson loved killing both Indians and the future. Because the Bank of the United States would not loan him money for his plantation, he destroyed it when he became president. The lack of a central bank hurt the US economy for decades. Like Number One, everything was a personal reaction. Policy and propriety mattered not at all.

     5. Richard Milhous Nixon (1969-74, Republican). Yes, he really was a crook who, with war criminal Henry Kissinger, intentionally prolonged the Vietnam War for five years. But he also signed some beneficial liberal policies into law including the Environmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

     4. Harry S. Truman (1945-53, Democrat). He caved to French President Charles de Gaulle and double-crossed Ho Chi Minh by returning Vietnam to France because the Michelin Tire and Rubber Company wanted its rubber plantations back. He also nuked Japan because he couldn't tell that his generals were lying to him and wanted to play with their new toy.

     3. Andrew Johnson (1865-68 Republican/National Union; 1868-69 Democrat ). Lincoln's greatest mistake was making this guy VP. His racism led to a century of Jim Crow which left us with the racist hangover of slavery which still metastasizes today. Missed conviction and removal by one senator's vote.

     2. George Walker Bush (2001-2009, Republican) and his shadow president Richard Cheney lied us into two middle eastern wars which will plague us for at least the next century.

     BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. NUMERO UNO: He Who Must Not Be Named (2017-present, sorta Republican). That cancer thrives on publicity, so why grant him more?

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR: Hiram Ulysses Grant (1869-77, Republican). Like Eisenhower, a war hero who was a lousy administrator and presided over perhaps the third most-corrupt administration until number two Harding and our current monarch.

Millard Fillmore (1850-53. Whig). Considered by some the Jude the Obscure of presidents. But hey, he got a comic strip about a conservative duck named after him. Used to run in this newspaper back when we could afford such things.

William Henry Harrison, March 4, 1841 – April 4, 1841. Ole General Tippecanoe made a long-winded inaugural speech in frigid DC weather, caught pneumonia and croaked.

Herbert Hoover (1929-33, Republican). An otherwise able public servant who made the mistake of listening to his patrician treasury secretary, Andrew W. Mellon, who said the wondrous invisible hand of the free market would automatically fix the Great Depression.

Ronald Reagan (1981-89, Republican). Misrepresenting his health, he was our first Alzheimer's president, thus making Nancy Reagan the second woman president. Mrs. Woodrow Wilson served when her husband suffered a stroke.

George H.W. Bush (1989-93, Republican) for marrying No. 12 Franklin Pierce's descendant, Barbara Pierce, and giving us No. 2 as well as several wars.

PRAY FOR KENNY. Retired firefighter and former Reno-Sparks NAACP President Kenny Dalton just underwent kidney transplant surgery. Say a prayer for him. Updates will be posted with this column at NevadaLabor.com and at RenoSparksNAACP.org/

     UPDATE: Salt Lake City, UT (June 18) — Former Reno-Sparks Branch president (1997-98) and current executive committee member Kenneth B. Dalton remains hospitalized in Salt Lake City after successful kidney transplant surgery. He is a retired Reno firefighter. Current President Lonnie Feemster spoke with Mr. Dalton on June 18. "I let him know of the many inquiries of concern for him and his condition. He was moved by the outpouring of love and expressed his sincere appreciation," Mr. Feemster stated. "He was in good spirits and is recuperating well," he added.

Be well. Raise hell. Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (And my French.)
Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

¡Sí se puede!
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Andrew Barbano is a 50-year Nevadan, executive producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, superannuated labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and BallotBoxing.US and SenJoeNeal.org and DoctorLawyerWatch.com and Protect Our Washoe.org/ As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. He has lived in both northern and southern Nevada during his half-century+ in the Silver State. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988 and received its ninth Nevada Press Association award (6th first-place) at the 29 Sept. 2018 NPA annual convention in Las Vegas. His multi-media road construction zone safety campaign for Laborers' Union Local 169 won a first-place award from the National Safety Council in a nationwide

competition. (Such ephemera and about six bucks will get you a Latte Mocha Cotsafracas Chingade at just about any Starbux worldwide, guaranteed.) His work has appeared in The New York Times, The Guardian of London/UK and more important publications.

WEB XTRAS & SMOKING GUNS —> GAS CON. The corporate Oilogopoly raises pump prices on any publicity. The latest goosing has nothing to do with Iran or Venezuela. The US is now a net energy exporter. I've written on the con for decades but BigOil has more clout. See theOilogopoly Archive at NevadaLabor.com/

REAL NEWS DEPT. In January, Culinary Union Local 226 defeated an attempt by Circus Circus-Reno to decertify (terminate) the union's representation of its workers. No word on whether management plans to appeal the result to the National Labor Relations Board which was recently put out of business for 35 days. Thank you, Czar Donaldov.

[UPDATE 4-20-2019] — About 100 demonstrators from almost all the region's unions, local community service organizations and political activists joined Culinary Union members picketing Circus Circus in the late afternoon of April 18. A couple of CC suits came out to see what all the fuss was about, as if they didn't already know. In addition to the familiar union "contract now!" chants came calls for a strike against the Carano jocks. ¡Viva Huelga! ¡Sí se puede!

CONSUMER CONUNDRUMS: PINK SLIPS, PURGES AND PRUNING. I need to hear from recently purged Eldorado Hotel-Casino, Circus Circus-Reno and Silver Legacy employees. Barbwire spies report perhaps 100 workers got the ax just in time for the holidays. In the Tribune, at Barbwire.US and in the London Guardian, I have lamented the deepening desperation of renters here in Tesla boomtown. I'm now getting complaints about medical and dental practices purportedly pruning their patient loads, cutting loose the less-lucrative.

That's de facto malpractice but medical professionals are lawsuit-proof under Nevada law — unless you're rich enough to personally pay a few hundred grand in legal fees. That's why TV lawyers only advertise for arrest or accident cases these days. If you've been cast adrift by patient pruning, call me at (775) 882-TALK or e-mail me.

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Trumpeting tragedy as Great Depression2 descends
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Nevada: Righteous results, wrongheaded reasons
Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno / Expanded from the Wednesday 5-29-2019 Sparks Tribune

Nevada Business Opportunity: Abortion Tourism
Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno / Expanded from the Wednesday 5-22-2019 Sparks Tribune

May 15: The Ides of Uncle Walter Cronkite
Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno / Expanded from the Wednesday 5-15-2019 Sparks Tribune

What if they gave a murder and nobody came?
BARBWIRE CONFIDENTIAL: Sheriff Balaam's icy hot patch
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MayDay for renters, movie fans and avengers
Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno / Expanded from the 5-1-2019 Sparks Tribune

Sen. Ira Hansen announces his pregnancy
Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno / Expanded from the 4-24-2019 Sparks Tribune

Priorities for butt-, rent-, birth- and gun-control
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DAY OF THE DEAD
Relieve Rent & Pillage: Save SB398 & AB399

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Fairness for tenants dies 4-12 unless lawmakers throw it a lifeline

Politics does not reward the shy
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Fairness for tenants dies 4-12 unless lawmakers throw it a lifeline

A liberal case for a new, brutal death penalty
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50 years in Nevada: Trying to outlive them all
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Guns, gouging and guts: once upon a time in the west
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Guv keynotes César XVII: 17-year overnight success
Barbwire by Andres Luis Barbáno / Expanded from the 3-13-2019 Sparks Tribune

Judge not lest ye be judged — or misjudged
Barbwire by Andres Luis Barbáno / Expanded from the 3-6-2019 Sparks Tribune

Even in Sparks, God works in mysterious ways
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OF CRABS AND CLANS: White bibs or white sheets tonight
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Trump's Wall: First step toward ending Nixon's War on Drugs
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BLACK LIKE ME 2119: The problem as solution
Barbwire by Andrea Luigi Barbáno / Expanded from the 2-13-2019 Sparks Tribune / Updated 2-14 and 2-16-2019
Breaking News —> Culinary Union defeats decert at Circus Circus Reno
Dear Readers: The above column served as the conclusion of remarks I submitted before the "Tahoe Talks: Racism in America" symposium at the Incline Village, Nev., Library on February 12, 2019. So you might want to read "FADE TO BLACK" before you read "Black Like Me 2119".

Andrew Barbano, former governor of Nevada
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Downtown Sparks: New taxes, gun controls & a wall
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Striking sex: The only thing Trump understands
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Sands of time blast the milestones of life
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Bob Price: Cowboy, lawmaker, union man and Elvis fan
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Crystal Balls: Peerless Predixions 2019 & Beyond
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$75 dead or alive: Still crazy after all these years
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How come nobody noticed 'til now?
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Triangle Shirtwaist Factory owners Max Blank and Isaac Harris. Is not Mr. Harris eerily familiar to television junkies?

From the Emmy-winning opening slate of the blockbuster "Cheers" television series. Combined with its "Frasier" spinoff, it lasted 20 years.
The "shirtwaist kings" immigrated from Russia and made a fortune manufacturing "Gibson Girl"-style blouses. (Photo, "The American Experience"/PBS)
The Emmy-winning opening slate of the "Cheers" television series before the "slate" of creators is superimposed. Looks like Mr. Harris' dead ringer (at left) is having a bloody good time.

"Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" Chico Marx disguised as Groucho Marx in "Duck Soup" (1933)
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Andrew Barbano is a 50-year Nevadan, editor of NevadaLabor.com and SenJoeNeal.org; and former chair of the City of Reno's Citizens Cable Compliance Committee. He is the executive producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration and serves as first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us.

Barbwire by Barbano moved to Nevada's Daily Sparks Tribune on Aug. 12, 1988, and has originated in them parts ever since.
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