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Can any difference remain between the Internet and reality?

No, no, a thousand times no. Spam sez so.

Cyberspace has finally provided evidence that we are nearing the Nirvana long-promised by conspicuously consumptive consumerism.

Along with all the year-end pleas for public subsidies ("send us tax-deductible money or we die") came the following:

"ONE spray of this does the same thing as a 30-minute workout. Simply Spray This Mist Into Your Mouth Daily—Burn Extra Fat. Best New Product Of 2013."

Proof-positive was included: "Seen on ABC television network."

ABC is owned by Disney, so you know the claims are credible.

Disney amusement park employees won't need it because many are not paid enough to afford food, but let's not lose sight of the big picture.

"Start your New Years resolution today. A simple spray of this right into your mouth has the same effects as a 90-min cardio workout. Just imagine... NEVER having to work out or watching the types of food you eat."

Take my money, please!

I don't care if their website is named SpudsPus.

They've got antibiotics for that.

Send me the goodies so that I can finish couch-potatoing thru my bowl season nachos without guilt attached.

Besides, we don't have to worry about health because everybody's got insurance now, right?

The starvation-free, money-free world Gene Roddenberry predicted in Star Trek has arrived without global thermonuclear war (so far).

Bitcoins for everybody.

Can it get any better?

Yes!

The flying cars of sci-fi are just around the corner now that Nevada has been fingered to the forefront of solar and drone research.

We already legalized Google's driverless automobiles so why not pilotless planes?

  With a little help from corporate America, drones can supervise our kids.

  Teenagers can't resist junk food and have a tendency to experiment with   (gasp!) sex, sometimes simultaneously.

   Technology-hip Nevada can solve three problems at once with new products like Pringle's Birth Control Microchips.

Monitored by drones, the kids can eat all the wi-fi junk food they want, never get fat, never get pregnant and never have to partake in non-pleasurable exercise.

What's not to like?

Once ingested, the chips will tell you where your kids are and what they are doing.

This technology will revolutionize the workplace.

People may soon be able to go without sleep entirely.

Burned-out workers won't have to worry about dozing at the wheel.

Your driverless car will get you home for a rare visit with your slim and trim family. (Try to arrive before Wheel of Fortune if you want to talk. Otherwise, text them from the kitchen.)

And if all this change proves too much too fast, the Nevada mental health care system is without peer.

Just don't let them give you an analog Greyhound ticket to Sacramento.

Hope you and yours enjoyed Happy High Holly Days.

MerryChristmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Festivus/Chanukah/Thanksgibleting

Feliz Año Nuevo. / Happy New Year.

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)

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Keep sending show suggestions.

Current frontrunners include (pardon the pun) wild mustangs as canned goods, education,  i-Guns and gay Olympics with César Chávez in Nevada recently surging.

  Please forward additional ideas or vote on the above.

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The medium that shapes public opinion needs at least one refuge where it is not filtered through the distorted green eye shades of prissy corporate accountants for whom profit is the only priority; where self-censorship is the journalist's normal work environment and where all sins of omission are tacitly encouraged and forgiven with the wave of a balance sheet.

This is important.

HONOR YOUR DON. Keep sending comments supporting legendary Nevada photographer Don Dondero (1920-2003) for the Nevada Press Association Hall of Fame.

His life's work appeared worldwide, including the Tribune and most probably every newspaper in Nevada.

Enlist in the campaign to install Big Don.

Please send me your memories and endorsements via e-mail or to P.O. Box 10034, Reno NV 89510.

The Barbwire got the late Reno Gazette-Journal columnist Guy Richardson elected in 2012.

Let's double down.

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)

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Andrew Barbano is a 45-year Nevadan, chair of the Nevada César Chávez Committee, producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. Check local listings for other Nevada cable systems. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Daily Sparks Tribune since 1988.

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Andrew Barbano is a 45-year Nevadan, editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org; and former chair of the City of Reno's Citizens Cable Compliance Committee, He is producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration and serves as first vice-president, political action chair and webmaster of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us.

Barbwire by Barbano moved to Nevada's Daily Sparks Tribune on Aug. 12, 1988, and has originated in them parts ever since.
Whom to blame: How a hall-of-famer's hunch birthed the Barbwire in August of 1987
Tempus fugit.

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