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Ledge 'X: The Deer-in-the-Headlights Session
Expanded from the 2-28-2010 Daily Sparks Tribune
POLITICAL ANIMALS — Law-abiding Carson City residents head for the ledge. The above safety message has been provided courtesy of Legislative Police X-Files. The herd is out there.
HIDE YOUR PRECIOUS HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT — While this big guy was lounging on the capitol lawn, two legislative police officers were enjoying their stay in the wild, bonding and stalking and perhaps occasionally deer hunting.
SHAMELESSLY CAUCUSING IN PUBLIC: "I don't give a damn what you say, Horsford, we don't start till Raggio gets here!"
NEO-CONSERVATISM, NEVADA STYLE: "They brag that we work cheaper than lawn mowers. It's time to organize a union around this goddam place!"
TWO HORNY BUCKS IN FLAGRANTE: No such affection was ever documented during the 2010 special session. Don't these guys know that gay marriage is illegal in Nevada? And straight marriage is an endangered species.Back to the 2-28-2010 Barbwire
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