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 Gov. Guinn's first attack:
      babies and sick kids byANDREW BARBANO
  Let's get this upfront:
      the following is both a professional and personal attack on the
      new governor of Nevada. I not only challenge his conduct, I also
      question what he, himself, has become. 
  
  I've been telling people since the election that
      to predict Kenny Guinn's administration, simply look at his past.
      He will attack the weak in order to preserve the perks of the
      powerful. 
  
  During George Bush's 1991 Gulf War recession,
      the state's cash flow went to hell. Dixiecrat Gov. Bob Miller
      put his old buddy Kenny in charge of cutting the budget. 
  
  Guinn balanced the books on the backs of the physically
      and mentally disabled. Injured workers ended up damaged for life
      because the system established to fix them had mutated into another
      way to maim them. Now, the mutant master sits in the governor's
      chair. 
  
  Guinn and Miller closed mental health clinics
      statewide, eliminating what had been Gov. Mike O'Callaghan's
      crowning achievement in the 1970s. 
  
  Kenny Guinn's first full-color, warm and fuzzy
      campaign brochure was mailed to every Nevada household in 1997. 
  
  "When a person runs for governor of Nevada,
      you should know who he is," the booklet states in huge letters. 
  
  "The issues facing Nevada today are clear,"
      the flyer asserts. "Education, taxation, growth, public
      safety, health care and senior assistance...Kenny Guinn... knows
      that the key to understanding them lies not in government telling
      us what we need, but in government listening to what we have
      to say." 
  
  I want to know who said to hurt kids. Less than
      24 hours after Guinn was sworn in, his chief hatchetman announced
      that babies and poor children will take the first major hits.
      (As of this writing, the Reno Gazette-Journal stands alone in
      failing to publish the story.) 
  
  Guinn has marked for execution a program to teach
      parenting skills to those with newborns. He will also terminate
      low-cost health insurance for children of the working poor. 
  
  I told you so, long ago. Look over the 1996-97
      Barbwire series on the financial mismanagement of the university
      system, something Guinn bizarrely converted into a qualification
      for office. 
  
  Awhile back, I heard Mr. Guinn address a labor
      convention and tell of his humble beginnings as the child of
      poor California fruit pickers. (See
      the Barbwire of 9-21-97) 
  
  He sold that story better than Bill Clinton sold
      Hope, Arkansas. 
  
  Guinn might have been able to bullshit the voters,
      but he can't bullshit me. I am also the son of central California
      fruit pickers who likewise sent their offspring to Fresno State.
      I retch when I witness one of us sprinkle the dust and sweat
      of the sweet fruit orchards onto the bitter pills of phony and
      shameless self-promotion. 
  
  The most toxically obnoxious of the nouveau riche
      relate stories of their commoner roots as a ploy to sell placebos
      to their lessers. 
  
  Beware when you hear "I'm really just like
      you, so you know you can trust me." 
  
  We want to believe their sincerity, projecting
      onto them our own hopes that we would help the helpless had we
      succeeded to such an exalted position. 
  
  Alas and alack, anointed ones often show that
      the deep scars of childhood do not necessarily produce the milk
      of human kindness. 
  
  Heaven forbid that we raise the lowest gaming
      taxes in the nation just because many casino workers don't make
      enough to feed their families. 
  
  Not to worry. Guinn's patroons and their puppet
      poltroons will permit no such sacrilege. 
  
  In Kenny Guinn, I recognize how blind ambition
      has burned out any memory of whence he came. Like so many Fresno
      farmer boy phonies I have known and loathed, he mouths empty
      tales of life among the lowly, but really doesn't know who they
      are anymore. 
  
  You now know who Kenny Guinn is. I remain revolted
      at what he has become. 
  
  The least that the morally obtuse gentleman can
      do is stop twisting his roots into a hangman's noose for the
      likes of those who raised him up. 
  
  Let the farm rest in peace, governor. You left
      its dust in your tracks long ago. 
  
  GOOD SISTER MCCARRAN. Back in Fresno, I
      learned early that there were only two kinds of nuns. Type A
      carried such a commanding presence that they could convey a message
      with a nod: "I know lots of things, young man. You are going
      to learn many of them from me, and that's that." That was
      Sister Mary Margaret Martha Patricia McCarran, 1904-1998. 
  
  She sometimes showed flashes of Type B, those
      nuns who could teach you as much as Type A, but whose main tool
      was laughter rather than that mysterious, elegantly humble awesomeness. 
  
  Immaculate Conception Church on Pyramid Way in
      Sparks proved an awesome place last Thursday morning. Every pew
      was populated for a nevermore gathering of Catholic clergy, real
      Irish priests, family and friends, trade unionists, retro politicos,
      flaming liberals, moonhowling conservatives, the Sparks Addams
      Family and even the local vestiges of the John Birch Society. 
  
  The diminutive daughter of the legendary U.S.
      Sen. Patrick McCarran spanned Nevada's 20th century. From the
      day we met at a Truckee River Defense Committee meeting in the
      early 1970s, I just plain liked her. She warmly reminded me of
      the good side of the old Fresno I knew so very long ago. 
  
  Godspeed sister. I'm proud to have known you. 
  
  Be well. Raise hell.
 -30-  © Andrew
      Barbano
 
         Andrew
        Barbano is a member of CWA Local 9413. He is a Reno-based
        syndicated columnist, a 30-year Nevadan, editor of U-News
        and was campaign manager for Democratic
        candidate for Governor, State Senator Joe Neal. 
  Barbwire by Barbano has appeared in the
        Sparks Tribune since 1988 and parts of this column were originally
        published 1/10/99.
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